cocaine

delicious white powder that goes up the nose

dude is that cocaine

yes it is

sick gimme some of that

by imadude37 May 11, 2021

Fiddler's Cocaine

A drug admixture used at parties, meant to mimic the use of cocaine, without the risks associated with it.
Ingredients: MDMA, Adderall, Caffeine, Alcohol
*Many college students choose to use Four Loko for the last two ingredients, but true connoisseurs of FC use a stronger liquor such as scotch or brandy, combined with Red Bull or Five-Hour Energy.
%%DISCLAIMER: DO NOT OPERATE MOTOR VEHICLES OR HEAVY MACHINERY WHILE ON FIDDLER'S COCAINE%%

Dude 1: "Bro, do you have coke?"
Dude 2: "Nah fam, coke is gay. Try this shit, it's called Fiddler's Cocaine, its basically coke but less gay and not deadly."

10 minutes later:
Dude 1: "Yerrrrrrr!!!!"

by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018

Cocaine in the White House

There was cocaine in the white house, therefore, they are dealing drugs out of the White house! Drone strike the Capitol building now! Drone strike the white house!

Hym "There was cocaine in the white house and, as you know, we have to drone strike anyone who has drug. That person who had that cocaine in the white house COULD STILL ME THERE... Poisoning our citizens and using our presidents as a human shields. We must do what the Jews would do in this situation and DRONE STRIKE THE WHITE HOUSE IMMEDIATELY! NOW! QUICK THE DRUG DEALERS ARE ABOUT TO GET AWAY!"

by Hym Iam September 9, 2025

COCAINE

Cocaine is a drug. Make sure to have it daily, as it contains a lot of calories, that may or may not kill you. If you don't take your daily cocaine, the world will end, and the universe will quite possibly collapse into an intensely dense dot.
To take your cocaine hold it up to your nose and sniffsniff.

Boy: Hey, have you had your daily cocaine?
Girl: Yes, it smelt very nice today.
Boy: Good don't forget to always take your drugs, or you k ow what's gonna happen.

by Armakuni January 5, 2021

Pink Cocaine

When a individual (typically a women) shoves a bag of cocaine in their vaginal hole.

Mary look, she has pink cocaine!

by sigggggma November 27, 2024

cocaine

A girl's best friend.

"Janet, dear, show Mrs Hunt to the powder room, it's been quite a day for her."

every girl rejoices in a hearty waft of cocaine.

by daffodil 🌼 May 4, 2020

cocaine connect

Someone you know a bit, it’s not your friend or your pal but you can have a small talk with. That person know where to find good cocaine, so you keep them in you phone book

Girl : Do you have cocaine ?
Girl 2 : No, Sorry only weed...
Girl : Can you text, the dude who super into you ? What is name ? Steve ?
Girl 2 : Oh Steve ? Lol he is just my cocaine connect

by jeantuke March 31, 2021