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Bootleg budget

A descriptive term that refers to someone who doesn't make a lot of money and doesn't have a lot of money with them

Some common characteristics exhibited by these people are:

-Always being tired looking, sounding or feeling (maybe even a combination of them)

-Being into something that many stupid people would consider "weird" or "childish" like anime or video games

-Dressing in very simple ways like a T shirt that's a single colour
Nathan: Hey man, you wanna go eat some Italian food with me?

Jimmy: No man, I'm on a bootleg budget. Still struggling affording high quality food, I live off of frozen meals. Sorry

Nathan: Oh... that sucks. Well maybe when you get that degree we can spend more time and money together

Jimmy: Yeah
by Crusty cheese virus May 13, 2020
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fruity budget

The word "fruity budget" was a term coined by the Good Omens subreddit Discord on October 8th, 2020. The term has been used in a variety of contexts but is generally a term used to add absurdist humor, or a term to use when you cannot think of something meaningful to say. Some of the more niche definitions include:

1.) A mistranslation of the German word for fluid balance.
2.) An unofficial synonym for the mitochondria.
3.) An unofficial synonym for metabolism.
4.) A particularly fruity budget.
5.) An exceptionally homosexual budget.
6.) A tasty treat found in a small hut in Antarctica.
7.) A preface to "UwU."

For extra tang, "liquid" can be added at the beginning, middle, or end of the term "fruity budget."
I could go for some fruity liquid budget right now to satisfy my UwUs.

I hope Neil Gaiman does not find these fruity budgets.

I'm so gay, all of my fruity budgets are spilling out of my cankles!
by chai tea transguy October 11, 2020
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shoe-string budget

the meager leftovers of a person min wage salary after necessities have been paid for.
stop taking out so much useless credit card debt; your shoe-string budget will probably increase by a considerable amount
by Sexydimma January 5, 2017
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BADGER JACKET

A naked unshaven women with her legs wrapped around your neck
a) Dude, sherry gave a a nice badger jacket for christmas.

b) It was a cold day to be wearing no knickers but she she hadn't shaved for a couple of weeks so was wearing her badger jacket
by the Stinky Scotsman April 15, 2009
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badger tooth

Much like a camel toe, a badger tooth is when a womans trousers are so tight you can see her pussylips!
"Woah mate, look at that girls Badger Tooth!"

" I know, she has a nice pussy! "
by samuelloheyzolinez February 22, 2009
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Bidger

Noun.

An old Portsmouth (Pompey) and westcountry descriptive or affectionate word, used as a generic term for a small child or baby.

A child of a young-enough age whereby all, even boys, would have been kept wearing dresses. (Until the 1930's in Portsmouth this was from birth to 6-9 years old).
In past times 'Bidger' was often used to address the small children of one's own family or of a friend's family, used as an affectionate address as in 'How's my favourite Bidger then?'.

Generic example: 'How's yer Bidger?' meaning 'How is your child? (or baby)'

In this sense, 'Bidger' is interchangeable with 'little one', the Pompey pronunciation being 'littl'in', as in ''ows littl'in' meaning 'How is your little one'.

The author's grandmother used this word regularly, she was Pompey born and bred, born in 1886. The word was used by her parents and grandparents, which illustrates that this is an old word, and the family roots are mixed Portsmouth and westcountry.

The word may be a derivation of the old Viking word 'bide' or 'byda' (both pronounced 'bidder'), meaning 'little' or 'small'. Viking words are found extensively in the westcountry, for example in the Cornish language.

Despite the initial definition in the urban dictionary, in the author's experience in Portsmouth this word was never in any way connected or associated with the 'gay' community. (Unless, perhaps, the person concerned was 'tiny'?)
by Marquis001 July 28, 2009
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Badger Yawn

A fart that begins with a faint whine and slowly evolves into a mighty roar.
Good God! Badger Yawn! Get the Febreeze!
by Truck Truck Goose September 6, 2009
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