when your having anal sex and your partner starts deficating on your dick. You pull out and run to the bathroom to wash it off and you run into the closed
door and smash your dick smearing the poop all over the
door making it look like a smashed
burrito.
Boss: "Good morning John, how was your night?"
John: "OH
man, you wouldn't believe it. Last nite me and my wife were having butt sex and I ended up getting a smashed burrito"
Boss: "Sorry, John. Times are tough"