Ride bling refers to the trophies granted when achieving personal records, top n times, or King of the Mountain on segments in Strava.
by PhatBoyG May 22, 2016
Get the ride blingmug. by Lordifan October 28, 2021
Get the Blingmug. Uselessly large amount of jewellery and/or other items of higher marginal utility worn or displayed by an individual. Commonly refers to necklaces (of gold), watches, rings, earrings or decorations on clothes or items (smartphone case decorated with diamonds, etcetera) but it may also refer to expensive clothing of a prestigious brand or other, unspecified, things. Generally considered "cool" among common cityfolk.
According to Carl Jung's mental processes theory, the process that seeks bling the most is Extroverted Sensing.
According to Carl Jung's mental processes theory, the process that seeks bling the most is Extroverted Sensing.
Dumbfuck: "Look at all that bling! So fucking cool!"
Smartass intellectual: "Oh no, another simpleton..."
Smartass intellectual: "Oh no, another simpleton..."
by idksogtfo June 28, 2017
Get the blingmug. All the ornamentation and lights that a particularly festive individual hangs up on the exterior of his or her home, to the extent of being too bright and flashy; possibly becoming a traffic risk do to it's near-epileptic inducing qualities.
I was driving down through my neighborhood and almost hit an old lady crossing the street because I was distracted by all the decorations covering Mrs. Wilson's house. Too much jingle bling!
by Whitewolf719 December 5, 2011
Get the Jingle Blingmug. tacky stuff thats shiny and ususally has wads of glitter or gold or something but its tacky so its usually plastic.
by ChopMaster March 28, 2010
Get the Bling Tackmug. by TBA December 1, 2006
Get the Mouth Blingmug. by JJkicksass December 26, 2010
Get the G Blingmug.