egg beater

It's when you grab your balls and slam it against one's face at such a power that it leaves a bruise on their face.
John - I gave my wife the ol' egg beater.
by The Egger June 05, 2018
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egg beater

Sticking a hand held electronic mixer shoving it in a girl vagina on her period an turn it on from high to low. This is how a red pancake is made or how a blue waffle is started.
by Jonney blender March 17, 2017
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Dick beaters

Go wash your Dick beaters before you eat.
by Wvjeff September 07, 2016
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School Beater

Someone who jerks off in the school restroom.
Guy 1: *Attempting to discreetly jerk off during break time at school*
Guy 2: *Climbs up the stall door and notices, proceeds to tell everybody about it*
Guy 1 was forever known as the school beater.
by kylerrat November 12, 2023
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Wall beater

When you’re taking a dump and it hurts so bad that you start beating the wall next to ya
Damn I bet that he’s in there taking a wall beater he’s been in there for hours.
by LactoseGAWD October 01, 2022
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gnome beater

When you have a bloody gnome and you proceed to jerk off anyway
That weird guy Michael in my class is a suspected gnome beater
by Mat the rat January 25, 2018
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Newton Beaters

Breasts that would cause Sir Issac Newton to reconsider his theory of gravity. The kind of tits that inexplicably seem to defy gravity.
Would you look at the Newton beaters on that, Giles. Quite remarkable.
by dogegg April 05, 2016
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