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battle babe

A beautiful woman who is skilled in combat and the art of war. Lovely, intelligent, and affectionate, but also won't hesitate to dismember you if you fight for evil. Battle babes make the best companions because they always have your 6 and won't judge you for spending money on weapons and armor.
Person 1: I met this girl at the gun range, she's really pretty and good at shooting.
Person 2: sounds like you have a battle babe. Better not cheat on her, she could end you from another zip code.
by Theswoleymammoth May 13, 2020
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no u battle

It's a kind of battle, where someone starts of by Person 1 calling Person 2 a word like amazing or cute

Then Person 2 replies "No u!", and Person 1 will reply back with "No u!"

It continues like that until one of them gtg or a 3rd person joins and says "Both of you"
Person 1: "You are a cutie"
Person 2: "No u!"
Person 1: "No u!"
Person 2: "No u!"
Person 1: "No u!"
Person 3: "Both of you"
*end of no u battle*
by CookiLover311 August 24, 2020
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Lightsaber Battle

When two guys put on glow in the dark condoms and hit smack their dicks against each other's dicks until one is sliced off, ultimately resulting in wining the heart of a lady
I won a lightsaber battle with joe last night and now Taylor Swift is my girlfriend
by anonymous October 31, 2020
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battle beard

The crusty, leftover residues left from a particularily enthusiastic session of cunnilingus on one's face.
The lad had such a crazy night licking out multiple girls. He had a battle beard which would have surprised even the most battle-hardened fanny lickers.
by Kirkus Maximus May 7, 2017
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Battle of the Bulge

When two gays sword fight with their pants on.
Albert: "Hey Eddy, my parents are here we can't sword fight. Wanna rein-act the Battle of the Bulge?"
Eddy: "Fuck yeah, let me watch some gay clown porn to get hard first."
by Lil' Snarky May 8, 2017
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Spotify battle

When two or more people with the same Spotify account fight over what music is playing on the account
Nothing is more intense than a Spotify battle with your sister
by Thatlamptalks June 20, 2017
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Battle Lean

BATTLE LEAN
Someone who is ripped and ready for a Battle. As in the heavyweight championship rematch between Deontay Wilder and Bermane Stiverne.
Deontay Wilder looked armored and Battle Lean as he pummeled Bermane Stiverne in the first round knockout championship rematch.
by dgbythesea18 November 5, 2017
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