Internet Awkward

An impossible anomaly where someone comments, posts, responds, etc. with an uninteresting/odd comment. Considered impossible because conversations should only be awkward in reality, where someone can walk away. Very few people can create such odd occurrences. Those who can are usualy douche-bags.

"I saw that new movie"
"so what?"
"Wow dude, you're even internet awkward."

by Mr. Man McMannyson May 11, 2010

awkward toes

The movement one makes when they are nervous, impatient, or in an awkward situation. The movement involves the person rocking on their feet (up onto there toes and back) usually with there hands held behind their back.

Joe- So I was talking to some people at the party and all of the sudden the group just stopped talking.
Billy- Awkward silence aye?
Joe- You bet. I instantly got awkward toes

Hannah had awkward toes while she was waiting for a '+' or a '-' sign to appear on the test.

by WhoeverYouWantMeTaBe! May 19, 2009

Awkward Dan

A sexual position that arises out of being asked "dirty" questions during sexual intercourse or foreplay. If whichever partner is being asked the question does not know how to answer the question, or refuses to answer the question he or she proceeds to execute the "awkward dan."

Q: Where do you want me to stick this candle?
A: *does the Awkward Dan*

by James Dangerous January 17, 2011

Awkward Hunch

In an awkward situation, this is a position one makes by putting his/her head down while the mouth is closed and the lips are crunched together firmly. This position is quick and easy and works well in any situation whether it be just a little awkward or really awkward.

Example #1 - (Ryan and Stephanie run into each other in the grocery store line)
Ryan - "Hey how have you been?"
Stephanie - "Great! you?"
Ryan - "Oh good we should hang out sometime."
Stephanie - "Yeah I know it's been a while i'll call you sometime"
Ryan - "Sounds good!"
(5 seconds of silence)
Ryan - *Awkward Hunch*

Example #2 - (Ryan has dinner with his friend James, James's parents, and James's girlfriend Stephanie)

James - "So I found out Ryan slept with Stephanie, isn't that good to know everyone?!?
Parents - *Shocked faces*
Stephanie - *Argues back*
Ryan - *Awkward Hunch*

by AlexG0773 December 21, 2008

Awkward Slag

the awkward moment when a male or female fancies some action with a horse rider, whilst a midget rugby god is fighting for her heart.

Oh man it was such an awkward slag with Aimelia yesterday!

by agedchicken October 25, 2011

Awkward Day

A day when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence.

Taken from the twilight fanfiction, "Awkward Day" by pandorasnotebook

"It's awkward day! A combination of 'In Bed Day' and 'In My Pants Day'" Emmett explained excitedly.

Edward sighed. "We just did this last week!" He complained.

"I get bored easily..." Emmett explained. "In bed.""Edward! Quiet down in bed!" Emmett snapped.

"Stop yelling so much...in bed." Rosalie added.

"You're being so difficult...in my pants." Jasper smiled.

by BumBumBeedleBum July 12, 2010

Awkward Turtle

A hand gesture created and used to shed light on the fact a certain situation has become "awkward". It doesn't look like a turtle, or an awkward turtle, it's just dumb.

Johnny: So, when she said that I was all like *awkward turtle*
Dave: Dude, that's the dumbest thing I've ever seen, plus, it just makes you look like an ass for making the awkward situation more awkward. It doesn't even look like a turtle.
Johnny: Oh, uh *awkward turtle*
Dave: You're a dumbass.

by Oy, Nineteen, Eld August 17, 2008