Bubble abortion 

When you’re in the water and a bubble forms under ones shirt making them look pregnant. Therefore a bubble abortion is the action of popping the bubble.

Friend 1: yo look at my shirt I look pregnant

Friend 2: cute
Friend 1: guess I’ll have to do a bubble abortion

Bubble abortion by Yung titty June 18, 2019

gamer abortion 

When a female douches with Mountain Dew after sex to avoid getting pregnant.

OMFG Kaylee, are you pregnant !?
Yeah, my gamer abortion failed. I think try Mountain Dew was flat.

gamer abortion by IndigoBlossom August 4, 2019

China Abortion

When a man is uppercut in the testicles with enough force to castrate him.

Bro if you keep being frisky I might have to give you a China Abortion

I finna boutta China Abort his ass

China Abortion by Choukey February 17, 2020

Anal Abortion 

It’s when you’re dying to take a dump and you sit down on the toilet but then you look at your watch and go “oops” and realize you don’t have enough time and pull your pants up and take a chocolate rain check

I was so happy I finally found a bathroom but just as I sat down I remembered I had to pick up my dry clean before they closed and I had an anal abortion

Anal Abortion by TLVNYC March 21, 2020

Failed abortion 

A absolute fucking retard

Ur mom is a failed abortion (the person reading this)

Failed abortion by tbr.orphan killer December 7, 2020

Failed Abortion 

Someone who is a total waste of human life who lacks common sense and big mistake on mummy and daddy

my mate is a failed abortion cause he lacks common sense

Failed Abortion by DEAN JEANIE January 4, 2021

Texas abortion 

When a pregnant woman gets a gun with a bang flag shoved up her vagina and gets shot.

Job: I heard Tina is going to Texas, she’s getting that Texas abortion?
Jack: yea, she didn’t have a passport to get to Mexico so they stopped at the clinic on their way home from vacation.

Texas abortion by Barenakedchicken January 12, 2021