aaron

a fugly dick sucker who eats cock for dinner and sucks at guitar hero and call of duty

chode or tuna can usually has a gay nickname like trashcan or something gay like that aaron

by ricky is fat June 18, 2009

aaron

disappointing sex.

"eww...you just aaron-ed me"

by BEYONDaverageguy February 12, 2010

aaron

A fag who will stab his friends in the back and also cries like a little bitch.

That bitch Aaron better not be around.

by N- Ignma August 21, 2009

aaron

A child who will annoy you until you hit him.

I'm going to hit you aaron

by annoying child May 25, 2018

aaroning

Ignoring text messages and allowing them to show up as read first.

Aaroning:
Ashley: Hey
Ashley: what's up

*Read at 3:45*

by magicat September 29, 2013

aaron

the guy in my class that is not athletic but he wears a spider man mask , so we decided to look his name up for giggles

"oh my god aaron , stop "

by potetmos November 30, 2018

Aaronism

Aaronism is the most holy of all religions. If thou practices any other form of religion, thou ist doing it wrong. In order to worship Aaron, one must believe in the sexy, amazing, and godly powers of the most gorgeous beast of a man(god) that is Aaron. One must get down and pray every day to Aaron. Sacrifice is always welcome and, in fact, recommended. Gifts of 1% milk and sharp cheddar cheese are the propr custom if one wishes to build a shrine. Conversion to Aaronism requires one to pay a fee of $1000000. You'd better believe it's worth it!

Worshiper 1: "Oh no! I forgot to pray yesterday for the righteous powers of Aaronism!!!"

Worshiper 2: "For shame!! 1000 lashes for you, FOOL!!"

by ShelbyTurtlez June 5, 2016