merge runner

A person who uses merge lanes to cut ahead of traffic.

I got cut off by a merge runner!

by MedivalTempo February 3, 2018

Young Runner

A person, An acknowledgement of someone whom you do not know the name of or would rather just call Young-Runner

Luke Skywalker, a Young Runner who is going to save Princess Leia .

by Yippee_Ki_Yey July 31, 2016

You Look Like a Runner

What a tall, gay and old teacher in the walkways of the High School for Math, Science & Engineering walks up to you and says. He only does this to young, impressionable men that he fancies to see in tight shorts. He will usually accompany this with entering your personal space and/or putting his arm across your shoulder. As he is old and 6' 5", this is quite the unsettling experience.

Hey there young man... You look like a runner. Tryouts are coming up this season you know. You've got quite the body for it.

by glasspaper May 22, 2017

Glen Runners

Operating under the guise of a running club, but actually a front for some very deviant and fowl sexual activity, specialising in unspeakable acts on children’s pets.

Waterfoot resident-quick, bring the tortoise into the house, here comes Edwina and the Glen Runners.

by Chipleader Hero March 22, 2021

go away only you yes you idiot can of chicken eazy antimony-121 chicken runner prize tellurium-127 new assassin dog pug pug pug you

a diamond made from iodine-126, netherite and xenon-131. often mistaken as telling someone to go away.

bro: I found something. Bro2: what? bro: go away only you yes you idiot can of chicken eazy antimony-121 chicken runner prize tellurium-127 new assassin dog pug pug pug you

by Tom TNT May 12, 2025

Creamy runner

A creamy runner is a sexual act of pulling out before ejaculation, finishing under the girl's feet, and having her slip while running to the bathroom to clean her feet up.

Person 1: "Dude, Stacy got a concussion when she hit her head on the sink after I gave her a creamy runner."
Person 2: "Shit man that's insane I hope she's okay."

by Creamy Creamer March 11, 2020

Pipe runner

Good with pipes (lays the pipe)

Big john is a pipe runner

by Giggggggg January 11, 2018