AKA Johnny Football, Johnny Manziel is a former Texas A&M QB, and was drafted by the Cleveland Browns 17th overall in the 2014 NFL draft. While in college, Manziel broke multiple records, and won the Heizman Trophy in 2012. He partied and drank a lot both in college and in the NFL. During the 2015-16 NFL season, and offseason, Manziel was arrested three times for incidents involving him and his girlfriend, though Manziel was never charged with anything in that season/offseason the Browns released him on March 10, 2016. On November 24, 2015 Manziel said, "I don't have a drinking problem, the team has a problem with me drinking. There's a big difference."
by DatDudeDK March 14, 2016
An unchartered individual who's proficieny is reflected not by the fabrication of artificial certification that society has created for him, but by the stalwart foundation that he creates for himself.
Milt: I made like $50 today selling paybook books
Jake: alright let's a roll a blunt
Nick: I'm just tryna stuff it Johnny boy
Jake: alright let's a roll a blunt
Nick: I'm just tryna stuff it Johnny boy
by NickTheLim June 27, 2015
1.*guy skateboards off the top of his 2 story house and lands on a trampoline only for the skateboard to hit him in the nuts* "DUDE, THAT WAS SOOOO JOHNNY KNOXVILLE!"
2."Greg is such a Johnny Knoxville."
3."Did You see what Johnny Knoxville did on Jackass?"
2."Greg is such a Johnny Knoxville."
3."Did You see what Johnny Knoxville did on Jackass?"
by bitchandburn September 01, 2007
Johnny orlando is a Canadian singer who started off making covers. He know has tons of amazing songs like "What if" and "Last summer". He is total boyfriend material and super hot. He is kind and really funny he also has a current of 5.7m followers on instagram.
Johnny Orlando is so cute.
by _.Izzy.wild._ December 06, 2018
When a severely drunk and/or hungover person is trying to vomit into the john and they tip forward thereby taking a "Johnny Dipp". Extremely gross if there is any vomit already in there!
PETER: God damn, Greg, what happened to you?
(Greg has water and barf all over his hair and dripping down his face and body)
GREG: I was puking into the john and I fell forward!
PETER: Well, get into the shower and clean up! Don't get your Johnny Dipp all over my house!
(Greg has water and barf all over his hair and dripping down his face and body)
GREG: I was puking into the john and I fell forward!
PETER: Well, get into the shower and clean up! Don't get your Johnny Dipp all over my house!
by Bobby Brady June 24, 2006
(event.) Shitting in ones pants when too drunk to know the difference.
Context:
I thought to myself, "That was the best shit I've ever had", and then realized that I was standing on the corner, waiting for the taxi.
Context:
I thought to myself, "That was the best shit I've ever had", and then realized that I was standing on the corner, waiting for the taxi.
by Craney March 27, 2004
A smug person of low caliber with no self-awareness. Often found on online dating sites.
Common traits:
Flaunts a lot of materialistic things but will require to be picked up from the bus stop on your first date.
Takes long videos of his face on Instagram biting his lip and often singing.
Often refers to women as "shawty" and "youz a baddie still"
Uses the clit inverting waste man starter pack terminology.
Common traits:
Flaunts a lot of materialistic things but will require to be picked up from the bus stop on your first date.
Takes long videos of his face on Instagram biting his lip and often singing.
Often refers to women as "shawty" and "youz a baddie still"
Uses the clit inverting waste man starter pack terminology.
Hey Eve, how was your date with that guy last week? Oh, not good Michelle he was such a Bumba Johnny.
by Single in the city December 02, 2019