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Urban Turkey

That urban Turkey just snatched my food.
by Ruby D the rapper April 22, 2023
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cunt turkey

When someone is being a lil bitch.
Roberto is such a cunt turkey today.
by Gary1996147 May 11, 2015
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turkey problem

Anecdote popularized (and maybe invented) by the author and former economics professor Nassim Nicholas Taleb that shows the risk in rare but harmful events. - so called "black swans".
It goes as follows:
"A Turkey is fed for 1.000 days by a butcher. Every day confirms to the turkey (and the turkey's economics department, and it's risk management department and it's analytics department ...) that in fact the butcher loves turkeys. Every day brings more confidence to the statement. Until one day the Turkey is ripe for Thanks Giving."

Definition of "Turkey Problem": A series of events or actions enticing an unsuspecting party (Turkey; usually used to symbolize people or corporations) to be misled about the amount of risk / potential harm entailed in a transaction.
by GruntPa June 13, 2019
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Wet Turkey

A wet turkey is when you shove a ballon in her butthole then blow it up untill it pops,then you fuck her in the peehole while you ejaculate she is trying to figure out what you put in her butt.
by Julien martinez October 14, 2017
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Brush turkey

A miss spelt version of a bush turkey. You can find this written on a sign at St. Paul’s college. They are a little bit worse than a dingo
HAHA that sign says brush turkey!
by Wetsocks29 November 21, 2019
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Cold turkey

When you say you’re going cold turkey, but are a cigarette addict
by Eekesteek August 2, 2018
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Turkey Mama

Damnnn she gained weight! She a turkey mama now!!
by Ronnie Ron July 13, 2022
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