shrek bae

shrek bae is when you have a really ugly boyfriend or girlfriend. you might use this phrase to describe your best friends new man or girl.

" ugh i really don't like Shirleys new boyfriend, he's a real shrek bae"

by your #1 helper March 17, 2018

Shrek Trap

The art of the Shrek Trap has been mastered by few. The simple, yet effective, this trick will be sure to make your friends hate you. Simply "forget" to wear deodorant one day and work hard. Make that sweat flow like a river! when it's all said and done, sneak up on one of your friends and cup your festering armpit over their unsuspecting mouth and nose, making them inhale your onion-y goodness. WARNING: PERFORM AT YOUR OWN RISK.

Person 1: Man, Brian Shrek Trapped me last night.
Person 2: That's just nasty.

by The Meek Meister November 07, 2015

Shrek Swampa

A play on the song Mo Bamba by Shrek Shady! at the Disco

Shrek Swampa is legit

by Sarah Smiles February 13, 2019

holy shrek

another way to say 'holy shit' or 'holy crap'

Holy shrek! That girl's gotta nice headband.
Holy shrek! I have a science test tomorrow and I haven't studied

by shrek's cock January 26, 2016

shrek cum

a green substance that looks like cum which comes from Shrek himself.

be aware that shrek cum can be dangerus

ur drink looks like shrek cum

by This guy the dude May 03, 2021

Shrek's society

The best youtube video ever

Shrek's society is the best video on the internet and will be until a sequel is released, only then will the chance of a better youtube video exist

by Hehe I cheated February 18, 2021

summer shrek

A rat who barks at people and is scary

Summer shrek is a furry who like to bite people!

by Alyssa_hottie March 14, 2022