Two Stage Flute

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass. When you both fart at the same time during anal sex

The anal sex was so extra we played the two stage flute.
I will wife a girl that plays the two stage flute with me!

by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 25, 2018

french flute

When you try to drink from a vessel that's much too large for your mouth to take so you get covered in liquid.

"Ooh! Check her out! She's playing the French Flute!"

by SmellsHomeless November 22, 2013

Soviet Flute

n. When hooking up with a person with the intention of playing them but in actuality they are using you for personal gain.

Dan was on the receiving end of a Soviet Flute when he woke up with his wallet and watch stolen after hooking up with a girl from the bar.

by emikcw850 December 13, 2017

flute noodles

Penne Pasta. Which is a noodle that you play as a flute.

I played a siiiick solo on my flute noodles during dindin that I got double dessert!

by FlyBoyChris February 13, 2018

Flute boys

A wack ass name given to the flute section in marching band because they wanted to be the frat boys

“AYO FLUTES WHAT IS YOUR SECTION DRESSED AS” “the frat boys” “hah the flute boys”

by YOUR MOM AGY July 26, 2021

Mud Flute

The act of defecating in a woman (or man’s) mouth and then having them perform oral sex on you.

I’m glad I skipped the corn at dinner, otherwise the mud flute would scrape my penis.

by JustJamesPa March 13, 2018

saggy skin flute

When a young woman or man give a blow job to a really old fat man

Trace quit playing the saggy skin flute

by Dipshitmicfindercunt June 23, 2016