february 22

February 22 is national cut someone’s hair day!

Bob: *cuts becky’s hair*
Becky: WTF was that for weirdo
Bob: don’t you know it’s February 22 cut someone’s hair day, u uncultured swine

by Lion_ King October 15, 2019

april 22

april 22 is national 69 day the day your friends give the 69 to every person they meet

Elizabeth gave Zach 69 on april 22

by ur mum May 27, 2018

October 22

It's National Grab a man's ASS DAY!
Time to throw you gay side into the public and try grab as many men's asses as you can!
High score so far is 69420!
TIP! Use london underground ;)

Stranger: "WHY DID YOU JUST GRAB MY ASS!"
You: "IT'S OCTOBER 22nd SIR!"

by Aaron Gayson ;) October 20, 2019

June 22

National push someone in a body of water day. Push all your friends into a lake, puddle, pond, etc.

"It's June 22nd"
"Ok and?"
*splash*

by h32020 November 2, 2020

November 22

national give someone $10 if they are shorter than you day!

Henry: You owe me $10

Krish: No I don't...

Marcel: Haven't you heard? It's November 22nd!

by marceldidntmakethis November 22, 2020

Catch 22

A phase used to describe a unwinnable problem. Where you can't win without all ready losing.

Guy1: I want to get out of this what do i need to do?
Guy2: You have to be mentally ill.
Guy1: I'm mentally ill, take me off!
Guy2: Your clearly not because you want off.
Guy1: Well Guy3 is clearly mentally ill, will you take him off?
Guy2: Yep but he has to ask me but that would mean that he's not mentally ill.
Guy1: Its a Catch 22!
Guy2: Exactly.

by V The Trap November 11, 2020

October 22

Kiss Lily if she has a crush on you or you will trip for the rest of that week.

On October 22 if ther is a girl with the name Lily and she has a crush on you kiss her or u will trip for the rest of that week!

by ARealeditor#43 October 21, 2019