Michael Jordan Syndrome

Totally legitimate medical disorder in which a person argues that nothing new will ever compete with an older version. Also known as Star Wars Syndrome.

Julio thinks that Revenge of the Sith doesn't come close to comparing to the original Star Wars movies. Julio has Michael Jordan Syndrome.

by Stephen Ochocinco December 10, 2013

D-Mad Syndrome

A syndrome that causes one to think they are better than the world. They boast their accomplishments, but fail to mention their earth shattering flaws and failures.

That kid really isn't all he says he is. He has a serious case of D-Mad syndrome.

by Truth2717281 June 3, 2011

Debbie Down Syndrome

When somebody is acting liking a debbie downer, but is being retarded about it

Bill: Wow, the score is 12-11. It looks like its going to lose this game.
Matt: Wow, we're only down one point. You're being a real Debbie down syndrome

by King Cunta August 12, 2017

Used Toy Syndrome

When your ex-significant other suddenly becomes desirable again once somebody else starts hooking up with them. Similar to a child getting angry when someone else plays with their old, used toys.

Also abbreviated as UTS.

Guy that is experiencing the diabolical irony of Used Toy Syndrome: "Dude, I know I'm the one that broke up with her and all but I think I'm getting mad UTS now that that bro over there is talking her up."

by lindorchocolates September 11, 2011

third Wheel Syndrome

Third wheel syndrome is a problem with a person who can be in a conversation but pays no attention to it what so ever has a tendency to repeat what others have just said as they were not listening.it comes from never being someone number one person in life so they have never had attention paid to them fully thus never had to pay attention gets a lot worse over time

Mary: did you both see breaking bad last night
Sarah : yes was great
Mary: Tina ?
Tina : what?
Mary : ugh you have third wheel syndrome bad babe

by ByRik February 10, 2021

Car Boot Syndrome

Haggling in an effort to purchase an item for a lower value than the advertised price, despite the fact that the item is already significantly below market value. This type of practice typically occurs at car-boot-sales, and can be rather embarrassing.

Buyer - "how much for that classic Ming Vase"
Seller - "£1"
Buyer - "Oh, really, is it? Hmmm...I'll give you 98p"
Seller - "Fuck off"
Buyer - "I'm sorry. I suffer from Car Boot Syndrome. I don't mean to be a twat"

by Dilkes July 7, 2011

Phantom Nut Syndrome

Sensation that an amputated or otherwise missing testicle is still attached to the scrotum

For many years after that voracious squirrel chewed his left testicle off, Matt frequently had to check into the ER because of his phantom nut syndrome

by Hungry Squirrel January 20, 2009