D-Mad Syndrome

A syndrome that causes one to think they are better than the world. They boast their accomplishments, but fail to mention their earth shattering flaws and failures.

That kid really isn't all he says he is. He has a serious case of D-Mad syndrome.

by Truth2717281 June 3, 2011

Under-bun Syndrome

The phenomenon where the bottom bun of a burger mysteriously disappears faster than the top bun. The eater's thumbs are precariously placed on a postage-stamp sized "under-bun", while the top bun is still the same size as the burger.

Your thumbs are covered with ketchup because you've got a bad case of under-bun syndrome.

by ivegothookworms July 4, 2010

Debbie Down Syndrome

When somebody is acting liking a debbie downer, but is being retarded about it

Bill: Wow, the score is 12-11. It looks like its going to lose this game.
Matt: Wow, we're only down one point. You're being a real Debbie down syndrome

by King Cunta August 12, 2017

Car Boot Syndrome

Haggling in an effort to purchase an item for a lower value than the advertised price, despite the fact that the item is already significantly below market value. This type of practice typically occurs at car-boot-sales, and can be rather embarrassing.

Buyer - "how much for that classic Ming Vase"
Seller - "£1"
Buyer - "Oh, really, is it? Hmmm...I'll give you 98p"
Seller - "Fuck off"
Buyer - "I'm sorry. I suffer from Car Boot Syndrome. I don't mean to be a twat"

by Dilkes July 7, 2011

Michael Jordan Syndrome

Totally legitimate medical disorder in which a person argues that nothing new will ever compete with an older version. Also known as Star Wars Syndrome.

Julio thinks that Revenge of the Sith doesn't come close to comparing to the original Star Wars movies. Julio has Michael Jordan Syndrome.

by Stephen Ochocinco December 10, 2013

Broken Chair syndrome

The act of breaking a chair when in need of an excuse to sit next to a girl.

"Jared, what are you doing?"
"I have broken chair syndrome! Can i sit next to you?"

by IbreakChairs September 23, 2011

Roger Klotz Syndrome

When you hang out with a friend who is a total douche and invite them to parties even though no one likes them.

(On the cartoon show "Doug", Roger Klotz was a bully and douche, but for some reason he was always invited to their parties and friend group.)

Similar to Cartman on South Park.

"Why do we hang out with that guy?"
"I don't know..."
"It's that Roger Klotz Syndrome."

by buenosmuertos October 11, 2012