December 13

The day you give your ex another chance.

Will: “ Can you please give me another chance”
Will’s Ex: “ No”
Will: “But you have to it December 13th”
Will’s Ex: “Alright fine”

by Dr. Cupid: Doctor of Love! December 12, 2020

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December

The worst thing to name your kid. The word December comes from the greek number 10 so by naming your kid this you will be cursing them to be as tall as 10 year olds. Your kid will be pretty but everybody will use them and hate them. Don't name your kid December unless you want to curse them to be forever asked if they were born in December. Especially don't name them December if that's when they were conceived. Just don't name your kid December

Person 1: look its December, god she is so short!
Person 2: wait do you think she was born in December?

by Sttressed January 30, 2020

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December 31st

Eddie's birthday, the day of which Eddie was birthed, he likes the color yellow; It's always a lovely day on this date.

"Hey today is December 31st, it's Eddie's birthday." - person 1
"No way that's kinda pog." - person 2

by CuckooTomb1 December 20, 2020

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December 8th

Only the baddest bitchez are born on this day. Any wedding held on this day should have at least 3 nicki minaj songs and feature a crucifixion of cardi b. On this day everyone must get 6 inch nails and look like an hour glass hailing QUEEN nicki.

Have you heard of our lord and savior Nicki Minaj, as today being December 8th I think it would be right for you to learn of her.

by barbz number 1 October 3, 2021

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December 23

The day where you give a big smooch to anyone whose name starts with an A

Friend 1: hey bro doesn't your girlfriends name start with an A?
Friend 2: yeah why?
Friend 1: it's December 23 man!
Friend 2: oh, I better go give her a kiss!

by Matty b 42 December 23, 2019

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