somthething your "significant other" will say to you when, realy, they're cheating on you... or maybe they just really don't hav time??
diane: hey you wanna use my pusse tonight?
frank: i have no time..i..err...need to vacuum my mom!!
diane: yea right!! your probably meeting up with jessica!! we're through!! >.<
2 hours later
Frank's mom: frank!! its time for my annual vacuum!!
frank: arrg!! coming mother!!
frank: i have no time..i..err...need to vacuum my mom!!
diane: yea right!! your probably meeting up with jessica!! we're through!! >.<
2 hours later
Frank's mom: frank!! its time for my annual vacuum!!
frank: arrg!! coming mother!!
by 2hawt4u March 8, 2008
Get the i have no timemug. A game so inexplicably awesome its existence can only be explained by ontological paradox, whereby an OoT game cartridge was sent back through time to a stage before the game's conception, and provided the basis for the game itself. An analogy for the game's existence is provided in the game itself, in the events surrounding the mysterious song of storms.
by kakarikowindmillman April 17, 2009
Get the The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Timemug. 1. n. Novel by Cameron Crowe, published around 1982, centering on the lives of several students at Ridgemont Senior High School. In 1979 Crowe, then 22, attended a real high school in Redondo Beach, CA, posed as a 17 year old senior to research the novel. Mostly serious, with comedic undertones.
2. n. 1982 movie based on the above novel, screen adaptation by Crowe, directed by Amy Heckerling. Stars Sean Penn, Judge Reinhold, Phoebe Cates, Jennifer Jason Leigh. Comedic, with serious undertones.
2. n. 1982 movie based on the above novel, screen adaptation by Crowe, directed by Amy Heckerling. Stars Sean Penn, Judge Reinhold, Phoebe Cates, Jennifer Jason Leigh. Comedic, with serious undertones.
Have you read "Fast Times at Ridgemont High?" It's better than the movie, but the movie is awesome, too.
by search49 September 26, 2006
Get the Fast Times At Ridgemont Highmug. What a girl becomes when a man fucks her when he is "confused" about his relationship with his significant wife.
Then after he is done fucking her, he goes back to his wife.
She was his little half-time show.
Then after he is done fucking her, he goes back to his wife.
She was his little half-time show.
"Sorry, I was confused. It was wrong. My wife is pregnant. But you can email me and I will email you back." says that man.
by Me May 13, 2005
Get the half-time showmug. An unofficial font where every fourth letter in a word is suddenly comic sans while the rest is times new Roman thought it may just be every fourth letter.
Unable to give example
Times new bastard: every fourth letter of each word is comic sans while the rest is times new Roman
Times new bastard: every fourth letter of each word is comic sans while the rest is times new Roman
by JackleRaid October 7, 2020
Get the times new bastardmug. T.A.R.D.I.S. It refers to the Gallifreyan time and space travel capsule which is dimensionally transcendental (bigger on the inside). The most common example is the one used by the Gallifreyan Time Lord known as "The Doctor", that is permanently disguised as a 1960s police telephone box.
by fortytwo42 July 16, 2014
Get the time and relative dimensions in spacemug. Ruin a chance completely. Did something very regrettable. Possible consequences: intense self-hate, suicide, depression etc.
'You cheated on your boyfriend for the sixth time?'
'Yeah, it was his best friend actually.'
'You fucked up big time!'
'Yeah, it was his best friend actually.'
'You fucked up big time!'
by dphn00 January 2, 2012
Get the Fucked up big timemug.