December 21st Day

Today is buy your Croatian friend a $1869.95 A20 Aviation Headset from BOSE.

Person 1: I like you so much, we’re such good friends.

Croatian Person: Well if we’re such good friends, you should buy me a $1869.95 A20 Aviation Headset from BOSE.

Person 1: What? Why? That’s too much money.

Croatian Person. Well, it’s December 21st Day! You have too. Or it’s racist.

by Dr.Montgomery December 20, 2022

December 8

National Juice WRLD day. RIP the legend.

Person 1: Its December 8. Why are you so sad?

Person 2: Bc Juice WRLD died 😥

by Niggggggggggggggggggggggger December 8, 2019

no cry December

Your not allowed to cry this month

Friend: “i wanna cry”

Friend2 : “fuck u there is no crying in December, so suck it up “ its no cry December “

by Julie and camilla November 28, 2020

December

After October and November, December comes hitting with grab and slap ass month

Person 1: did u just slap and grab my ass!?
Person 2: ITS okay, iTs Slap AND Grab ass month in December

by Grabetisvaggeti November 19, 2019

No dick December

Girls are not allowed to use dildoes or anything to masturbate or have sex with any guy for the month of December because if a guy has to try no nut November, girls should get a try at it.

Hey joe I can’t have sex or masterbate for you because it’s no dick December

by Autism anus November 6, 2020

December 15

a day to hate crime ur best friend for fun by posting an awful brutal diabolical sent from satan terrible photo of them.

“it’s december 15!! let’s go hate crime the bestie for the restie.”

by daddydickdick27 November 23, 2021

December 14

The date of birth for typically dutch stinky osu players. They are stinky. Also they are weebs and no-one likes them. If this is your birthday, fuck you.

guy 1: hey its December 14!
guy 2: yes it is my birthday
guy 1: ew osu player stinky!

by osudutchhater1 April 3, 2024