Many unique individuals inspired by the words of Jesus use this divine tool, crafted by Maglite, to shine the light of god onto the sinful fornicators during the "marital act".
Jenny and bill were having sex on the stool when all of a sudden, some crazy fundagelicals burst in on them and shone the flashlight of god on them, to shame them of their sinful act, but it didn't work; they continued to fornicate, even in the presence of their fanatic neighbors.
by flashlight victim 7815 June 3, 2009
Get the the flashlight of godmug. Usually used to describe something that was a fantastic action or just a cool thing mostly used by people with the name Tucker and let’s be honest that is quite a god tier name.
by The bromenment November 21, 2021
Get the God Tiermug. Definition: When you sh*t, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.
(The act of sitting on the toilet excreting whilst consuming egg salad and a coffee for breakfast would be considered a good morning and god bless).
(The act of sitting on the toilet excreting whilst consuming egg salad and a coffee for breakfast would be considered a good morning and god bless).
How Good morning and god bless is used:
Hila: “Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?”
Ethan: “Good morning god bless, Hila!”
Hila: “What?”
Hila: “Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?”
Ethan: “Good morning god bless, Hila!”
Hila: “What?”
by Hxrvey May 23, 2018
Get the Good morning and god blessmug. How Naruto became the god of anime.This state is indicated with Naruto's pupils consisting of a Sharingan with horizontal toad-slits, and there is pigmentation around his eyes that would signify the standard Sage Mode. Directly after absorbing Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki's powers, Naruto's eyes are yellow This mode increases the user's physical parameters well above that of Six Paths Sage Mode and baryon mode ,as Naruto was able to Obtain Truth-Seeking Balls before entering Pure sage Mode . As a heightened state of Sage Mode, Naruto's jutsu are augmented with larger amounts of natural energy to make them stronger. With the power he took Hagoromo, Naruto gains a masterful grasp of chakra and the ability to comprehend all universal things. His sensing ability also rises to the point where he can sense the Whole universe
by Racest god eater 9000 June 10, 2022
Get the How Naruto became the god of animemug. An unbelievably hot person
by Ronnie Defalco August 28, 2025
Get the God Dreammug. the son of GOD plays a game asking his FATHER GOD who is ALLPHA-OMNI AMAZING AMAZINGLLY ASTOUNDING ASTOUNDINGLLY ABSOLUTELY ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTILLY ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL to change people into the opposite sex and change someone else into who they use to look like and see if they would date their self, and he's having a hard time finding someone who would date their self.... its mind blowing seeing the results and actions.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 2, 2022
Get the GODs Son Gamemug. God is mostly known as mama parka in most religions therefore this Swiss chocolate perv shall not be disobeyed or thy shall be smited with a polished stones
by Unknown Deciple November 29, 2021
Get the Godmug.