crusty nut meth

meth made with crusty nut only emitted from the crustiest of balls

ivan: yo dude i got some crusty nut meth, wanna hit it?
retard: *snorts* WOOOOOOO damn man that hits harder than a bull with his balls wrapped in duct tape

by iasegyufs May 23, 2022

One Nut Wonder

A man whose ballsack has only one nut. You cannot differentiate the point in where the ballsack splits into 2 balls.

Friend: “Ooh girl, how was the dick?”
Friend 2: “Girl he only had one ball. I swear he only has one testicle. That man’s a one nut wonder!”

by FinnShart May 31, 2022

cobbing me nuts

Sweating profusely

I've got COVID, and have been cobbing me nuts.

by onkydon1 March 25, 2022

cobbing me nuts

Sweating profusely

I've got COVID, and have been cobbing me nuts.

by onkydon1 March 25, 2022

GRAB DEEZ NUT

Grab deez nut is a special day where you grab someone nut

Grab deez nut is a special day to grab someone nut and smash it hard!!!

by The deez nut grabber February 2, 2022

chocolate nut fudge

When you creampie a black girl and she shits on your nuts

"Ugh dude I wanna go get chocolate nut fudged!" Said Tom

"What the fuck, man?"
Said Henry

by The giver of Info February 11, 2022

Pre Nut Nonsense

The opposite of post nut clarity.

The mindset and subsequent actions of a man relentlessly pursuing sexual gratification.

Girl 1: He told me he loved me last night, but it was just pre nut nonsense
Girl 2: Guys really will say anything to get laid

by mvwisco December 4, 2020