misery meat

When a man’s penis gains a loss of blood circulation due to the vagina/anus being extremely tight. This causes the penis to change into a more purple/grey colour.

“My ass was so tight that it gave Jordan misery meat”

by thecrackingjack April 30, 2023

meat flume

your weener

suck my meat flume

by SUCK MY MEAT FLUME BIZZATCH July 09, 2003

Meat Sackin

Place your penis in downward position and flip nutsack over penis, with one testacle on each side of the shaft.

Did you see Cody meat sackin last night? Yes it was phenomenal.

by MeatSacker July 05, 2024

Meat Skittle

The clit, nothing more, nothing less.

Zach: "Yo Bosnian Jake how far did you get with her"

Jake: "I tongue punched her meat skittle"

by yungthiccy January 17, 2019

meat carpet

A donna kebab

ima gonna go out this weekend, get pissed and finish off the night with some meat carpet

by interbred.monkey May 28, 2021

Rape meat

A person who is used only to be raped.
Or
#xdrdn

I used that girl as rape meat last night

by HliasLemons October 30, 2023

Meat Sleeves

Arms that resemble giant over-packed sausage links.

"She wrapped her MEAT SLEEVES around a carton of smokes and bag of cheesy poofs."

by MrSalamander May 06, 2008