Meat Blinds

A more respectful way of saying “meat curtains” or “beef curtains”.

Andy: Hey listen, those shorts are far too skimpy, one can almost see your meat blinds

Simon: Andy, I’ll wear what I want, and, for the last time, I have balls.

by Pogoextreme April 1, 2021

Kosher meat

When you’re gay goy boy and like cut cock, you’re craving some of the “kosher meat”

- do you get meat?
- only if its kosher, im craving some kosher meat right now

by legoduplo82 August 2, 2024

Meat Hooks

When you're seeing a girl and there's no "title" and the girl begins to act, treat and behave like your in a "titled relationship" without your acknowledgement.

Girl: "Why didn't answer your phone? I called you all night. Who were you with?
Guy: What the @#!$, you're tripping, quit trying to sink your "Meat Hooks"

by bl0ody6lov3 May 11, 2023

Kettle Meat

Pot roast. Or when a Viking shits in a pot, simmers his nuts in it for 2 hours and plunders some ass immediately after.

The kona got kettle meat for supper and pleaded for a top up this morn

by Dank Diggler December 27, 2023

meat cleats

A tire with great traction or tread.

When your diggin, all in, full throttle, balls too the wall you need the best tire for movement. "With them Meaty cleats and no fucks given you can make it through any mud hole son. God bless them meat cleats"

by Meatmannomeat October 26, 2017

Hanging Albanian Meat

Showing one’s penis, particularly an older gentleman.

I walked into the locker room and old dude in the corner was definitely hanging Albanian meat.

by Bob lablah March 10, 2021

meats

Noun. Derived from the words 'man' and 'seats'.

The seating area often found tactically placed outside the women's fitting rooms in clothes stores for the convenience of the poor men who have to sit and wait whilst their partners do whatever they do in those changing rooms - probably activities such as playing chess, solving world hunger or finding the next prime number, given the amount of time they spend in there.

Man: Excuse me, where are the meats?
Assistant: Sorry sir, we don't have those facilities.

*Drags wife out of shop*

by scottyj27 March 28, 2015