cheese puff

a man suffering from Peyronie's Disease
a crooked or curved penis

I cant believe she married a cheese puff

cheese puff by lovesumwine November 10, 2014

cheese dog 

When after eating a bag of cheetos, proceeding to jack off furiously without washing one's hands, resulting in cheeto residue to encrust one's penis in a layer of orange greatness.

Wow that bag of cheetos was delicious. Oh god the Kate Upton Game of War commercial just came on. I have no time to wash up, I'm gonna have to give myself a cheese dog!

cheese dog by Swaggatroniousrex January 26, 2015

cheese eater 

A "rat". A snitch, slimy two faced, backstabbing coward telltale who probably also will eat the cheese out of somebody's dirty underwear if it will keep them out of jail!

The reason Jon didn't go to jail is because he is a cheese eater! Told on all his friends and got zero time. Rotten stinking cheese eater!

cheese eater by annoyedbypeople December 19, 2015

CheeseCake 

Sensational

"Cheesecake..Sensational"

CheeseCake by ADoorknob November 11, 2016

Cheese Dog Dick 

A mans penis that is thin and slightly shiny, resembling the width and length of an Oscar Meyer cheese hotdog. Like doll hands for a weiner.

The first guy I ever had sex with had a cheese dog dick.

Cheese Dog Dick by Aireezgirl February 1, 2017

Cheese balls 

When ever you put cheese on your dick and let your dog lick it of

Last night I got so drunk I let my dog lick my cheese balls

Cheese balls by sockfucker January 19, 2020

Cheese plate 

When you wipe your hand on your sweaty balls and touch someone’s face with it.

“ Dude Tyler was so slumped last night I gave him a cheese plate to try and wake him up”

Cheese plate by Big steamy beef February 12, 2020