National hug your partner day

May 16th is national hug your partner day! Give your partner a hug and tell them how much they mean to you!

You: *hugs*
Partner: thank you but why?
You: it’s may 16th! National hug your partner day :)
Partner: *hugs*

by Thegaysaur November 8, 2021

National hug your crush day

September 6th ~ national hug your crush day

Crush: what are u doing

You: it’s National hug your crush day

Crush: oh *hugs back*

You:😳

by Nathan parison October 5, 2021

National kiss a best friend day

If you have a best friend go kiss them on August 13 doesn’t matter if they a boy or girl

(bbf) what day is it?
(gbf) August 13
(bbf) okay well its National kiss a best friend day

lmao

by AstonCrush August 11, 2021

National Pick Up Rachel Day

on November 5th you can pick up Rachel and throw her.

I yeeted Rachel on National Pick Up Rachel day

by Orange_cheerio October 23, 2020

National Get Your Crushes Number

National Get Your Crushes Number Day is on November 3 (Also known as 11/3) And you better do it because I’m doing it as well!

You: Hey! Can you give me your number?
Crush: Why?
You: Because it’s National Get Your Crushes Number Day!
Crush: Oh, Okay! Here you go!

by bemo! October 31, 2021

National fuck your wife day

If you a married to a bitch this is the perfect day for you, so this a day where you can fuck yo bitch all you fucking want and anywhere at any time. Try not to get the bitch pregnant in the process unless you want a tiny little spawn of satan running around your house.

Today is my favorite day I get to fuck my wife anywhere and at any time I want. God, I love national fuck your wife day.

by I eat my kids April 14, 2020

national poke parker’s tit day

april 29 of every four years poke a parker’s tits.

I poked parker’s tits bro. it’s national poke parker’s tit day hype chad.national poke parker’s tit day.

by parker’s bf April 29, 2019