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The Dirty Dan

You take a bath with your female partner and they suck your dick underwater and everytime they come up for air they ask How doe's it feel pinhead Larry?
by SomeRandomEdgyTeen January 1, 2018
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Dirty Dave

Noun or Adjective; Verb (dirty daving)
1. A man who can artfully walk the line between being a suave gentleman player and a total man whore.

2. To flirt or "mack" on multiple women, successfully, all at once.

3. A man who succeeds not only in the art of flirtation, but also reaps the rewards of true seduction.

4. When going out to clubs and parties, the guy who can dance with whichever girl he desires.

More often than not a dirty dave seems like an innocent, well to do guy, then it turns out he's getting women to take their shirts off faster than Jackie Chan does a kung-fu kick!
Ex.) Last week he got her number, today he took her on a romantic date, tonight he's sleeping at her place... what a Dirty Dave.

Ex.) "Yo bro I finally asked that girl to dance with me!"
"That's great man, but I was Dirty Daving, I already danced with all the other women at this party."

Ex.) "I Dirty Daved at the party last night. Completely charmed these three women to going on dates with me and got 5 additional women's numbers! WAHOO!"
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dirty steven

A crude sexual act involving the licking of an butt hole also known as rim job or salad tossing
Stevey g just got done getting his salad tossed that's a dirty Steven if I've ever heard one
by phil cutty January 21, 2013
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Dirty Jorge

(Dir-tee Hohr-hey)
Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Jorge uses the penis to smear santorum onto the recipients upper lip after anal sex. The Jorge then takes the Sanchez one step further by then plunging the penis into the recipients mouth.
ATM lovers appreciate the added touch of the Dirty Jorge.
by Corn Emergency Room November 5, 2008
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Dirty elisa

The act of masterbating very loudly in a public area with the hope someone will join in randomly
-do you see that girl over there I think she’s doing the dirty elisa, I might it join her
by Tra$hM@n April 14, 2020
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Dirty Knees

To Suck someones penis, while on your knee
yo, she be getting her knees dirty.

Yo she got dirty knees.
by kibblasona January 6, 2006
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Dirty Conrad

Before having sexual intercourse with a woman...or man. The person goes down to the receivers ass and proceeds to spread the cheeks of the receiver's. Then the person places his or her face into the dirty ass of the the receiver and rubs their mouth and chin up and down from left to right in a motorboat fashion in order to get feces residue all around the chin and mouth area. The person then pulls their head out and should have a mustache and beard appearance made of feces. The person should then scream out "What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?!"
"Dude,Jay gave the Beav a serious Dirty Conrad last night, he still has the residue left over!"

"I heard that Calvin let some guy give him a Dirty Conrad and the guy was a spitting image of Conrad!"
by Bruceleeroy September 28, 2007
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