penis car charger

When you have sex with a Jackson R in a car and you later find out that you have a STD. And you have vaginal discharge. Hints the charger part

Hannah: Wow had I some penis car charger with him last night.

Thad: NO WAY! you had sex with Jackson! And now you have an STD!! EWWWW! get the fuck away from me!

by Jkl1217 December 8, 2010

penis pumping power

used as a cool term for radical, good luck, fuck you, and well penis pumping power.

Hey look he is doing a penis pumping power!

by Jared Seaman October 6, 2010

Your Moms Penis

An insult your mom has a penis therefore your mom is gay with your dads penis.

Guess what i saw yesterday. Your moms penis. Gross my moms not a guy. your moms penis tells me a different story.

by mike112983 March 17, 2009

Exploding Honeybee Penis

a brave male honeybee will make his move. As he grasps the queen, he everts his penis using a contraction of his abdominal muscles , and inserts it tightly into the queen's vajay jay. He immediately cums with such explosive force that the tip of his penis ruptures, and is left behind inside the queen. The drone falls to the ground, where he dies soon after.

Holy crap! He really forgot to pull out! Fucking Exploding Honeybee Penis.

by this.aint.a.phase.mom October 16, 2015

short skinny penis

Cocktail sausage. Often found at birthday or wedding buffets among other snacks such as cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks and vol au vents. Occasionally found biologically attached to the male of the species who tries their best, but very rarely succeeds in the arousal of their sexual partner. A short, skinny penis.

I went on a tinder date and we did netfilx and chill to begin with, don't get me wrong, I loved the film but I did not appreciate his cocktail sausage. I would have got more pleasure from cheese and pineapple on a cocktail stick. No one needs a short skinny penis. needle dick chode chide pencil dick

by uniquepenis January 18, 2016

triple sprite penis

a sprite penis that is triple

dood ur such a triple sprite penis

by chickenstripsboii December 5, 2018

Aaron Penis Smith

Aaron has the name penis in his name because he hasnt got one but has one on his head and up his cha cha arse OD

Aaron Penis Smith loves the B.M.W

by falling tooth K dog February 28, 2019