See you later family, I’m off to the meat locker. Hope I bring home some Covid that kills you all! Love you!
by Flexo Rodriguez May 26, 2022
by Mrs patty June 13, 2019
so we're meat tipping...
by mr tally man February 04, 2024
by nutbag August 21, 2005
That old lady had moldy meat curtains
by Moldy meat curtains November 27, 2017
It's basically just the materiel you use to masturbate, when you are lonely at night, and regular porn doesn't fill that depressing loneliness. Imagine you are lonely and you can't cum, and you really need to feel plesure, after having a hard day. What do you do? You try something different. Often consisting of all sorts of hentai, or in very special cases, two dwars shitting in each others assholes.
Person 1: Do you have something i can beat my meat to at night?
Person 2: Yea, i have some late night meat beating materiel you can use.
Person 1: Thanks, my masturbation was getting a bit stale.
Person 2: Yea, i have some late night meat beating materiel you can use.
Person 1: Thanks, my masturbation was getting a bit stale.
by Stonecool October 23, 2017
When one ejaculates and the result ends up on the lower torso or belly of the subject, a creamie meat hill is born.
This creates a sticky situation (pardon the pun) as you have to wash before it dries.
This creates a sticky situation (pardon the pun) as you have to wash before it dries.
I have a few nights to myself, there might be a creamie meat hill or two involved.
Lonely nights call for lonely measures, a creamie meat hill it is
She wouldn't let me spaff on her tits so I creamie meat hilled myself.
Lonely nights call for lonely measures, a creamie meat hill it is
She wouldn't let me spaff on her tits so I creamie meat hilled myself.
by Ally Kappa May 06, 2019