Goofball 2

It means your a basic jake, but i guess ur kinda cool

How your such a Goofball 2 Sasha

by anonymous May 23, 2021

titanfall 2 player

short for gigachad.

unless you use the CAR. if you use CAR, fuck you.

"bro that guys a titanfall 2 player! shit he uses the CAR dont talk to him"

by Kennu Silvadhd November 27, 2023

2 and a 5

The sexual act of a man fingering a woman with 2 fingers, whilst she gives him a 5 Knuckle Shuffle.

The numbers are subject to change under the right circumstances.

Brady: Yo, I went round to Alice's last night
Carl: Did you smash?
Brady: No. But we did have a 2 and a 5.

by MeAndMyDad June 15, 2018

November 2

On this day you are allowed to solve your thumb up your friends Booty hole with no consequence

On November 2
You *walked up to friend*
Friend " aahhh my booty hole"
You " haha loser"

by Scoobby snakx November 1, 2019

Horny day 2

The second horny day. May 24

Guy one: it's horny day
Guy two: didn't that already happen?
Guy one: it's horny day 2.0

by Swikbox May 24, 2021

Ala《2|¤łþ+2》Station

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Ala《2|¤łþ+2》Station

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025

Why does the universe have 2 sides?

Oh! Sabine! OK! Remember how I said that the universe cannot come from nothing because it violates Newtons 1st law of motion?

Hym "So, why does the universe have 2 sides? Well, let me ask you this: Is the splatter... Of the matter... Consistent... WITH A COLLISION COMING FROM THE DIRECTION OF THE EMPTY SECTION OF THE UNIVERSE!? RIGHT? What if... The BANG... Of the big bang... Is a collision with another singularity!? Right!? So... Imagine a water balloon filled with marbles floating in space. The water is made of space-time. The marbles are made of all of the elements of the universe. Right? Now... Imagine that water balloon getting slammed into by another water balloon (presumably also filled with marbles). Now imagine watching that collision in slow motion. What happens to the marbles? It's not exact but you see what I'm saying, right? Because it's not marbles and water it's 'space-time' and 'matter' and the laws of the universe lead the matter to do whatever it does. Right? We've been hit! Where'd we get hit from? SABINE! Calculate direction and trajectory! And prepare to return fire!"

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025