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Louisianna Brown Socking

This first originated in backwoods Louisianna where a young confused Micheal Lincher, after being profusely beaten by his mother, then proceeded to brown sock his mother. First perform a bowel movement into a long tube sock.(soccer socks are also good)Then run at your victim twirling the sock in a circular, battle ready motion. Let loose on the persons face with a deafening blow. For a more "explosive" impact, use panty hose.
Take this Micheal Dorn ! ! !!!! ! HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
by Tyler Martin October 3, 2003
mugGet the Louisianna Brown Sockingmug.

redneck brown-bag

Similar to "brown bagging" a girl by putting a brown bag on her head because you want to have sex with her but want to do so without looking at her face. A redneck brown-bag is simply taking a 12-gauge shotgun and removing the girl's head with it in order to rid your eyes of her bad looks
Bill: "That girl is probably great in bed but damn her face is ugly!"

Jim: "Just get your 12-gauge and redneck brown-bag her. Just get rid of that ole' head"
by LoveToSayFag August 11, 2009
mugGet the redneck brown-bagmug.

peeing brown worms

Post anal intercourse phenomenon whereby compacted faeces is pushed through the urethra. This gives the impression that "brown worms" are being passed instead of urine.
I took her in the ass last night then spent the morning peeing brown worms, damn.
by PopeMichael November 23, 2009
mugGet the peeing brown wormsmug.

jonny brown fingers

an idiot going by the name of John Marsh who fingered his ex unsuspectedly up the wrong-un
Make it yourself, but beware, its messy
by Ronnie November 12, 2004
mugGet the jonny brown fingersmug.

brown-nosed willie

(n.)- A name used to describe a man's penis after anal sex, because the tip of the penis is covered in feces.
Damn, the brown-nosed willie Jennifer gave me last night smells!
by Max Bluntoff April 26, 2006
mugGet the brown-nosed williemug.

dialated brown eye

A term used for a gapping asshole.
After anal sex, she had dialated brown eye.
by SamiamNoGreenEggsNham September 30, 2007
mugGet the dialated brown eyemug.

Mr. Brown is at the window

To have the Turtle's Head, to be Touching Cloth. An emergency situation involving Mr. Brown
Oh Jesus! Mr. Brown is at the window, excuse me a minute whilst I see him off.
by Baron Of Stuff November 27, 2007
mugGet the Mr. Brown is at the windowmug.

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