Poop Ticket

Having a co-worker that shits so much you develop a ticketing system where he has to earn dumps.

Marvin : oh the pressure!
Sven : don’t even think about shitting again today you e gone three times and you stink.
Marvin : I have one ticket left!
Sven : fucking poop tickets....

by Sweaty dirt pig August 6, 2021

Poop

The funniest word ever created. Often used to describe the brown stuff that comes out of your butt, but most of the time people use it without meaning.

Friend 1: poop
Friend 2: *starts laughing*

by Kleinathan binson January 13, 2020

Poop Porn

The most irritating most disgusting thing that a degenerate moderator on reddit can make porn out of.

Frank:I have a job, I make poop porn
Joe:I will erase your whole bloodline you disgusting troglodyte

by STINKANATOIR December 24, 2024

sushi poop

The poop that is left in sushi from the fish they have slaughtered to make sushi. Also a very bad Xbox live player.

Dude I found sushi poop in my sushi!!

by xKxKILLAHx AKA ZXYRN July 17, 2019

poop

the aftermost and highest deck of a ship, especially in a sailing ship where it typically forms the roof of a cabin in the stern.

waste from human or people

The poop of the ship was broken.

by Lily unicorn March 4, 2022

poop

what comes out of ur butt

i took a big poop today

by ctycui4sudiopoiyutjxryk June 27, 2020

Poop

Seen a lot of poop types, but haven't seen this one:

The guillotine poop: usually a variation of winnie the poop as seen in other definitions, you slowly push out a massive turd and in the efforts occasionally cut off small chunks with your butthole muscles.

Person 1: you were in the bathroom for a while, you alright?

Person 2: no man, I just had a guillotine poop.

by YeeterMcYee June 26, 2021