Brooklyn John

When someone sits on your face and drools.

She seemed boring at first but it didn’t take me long to talk her into giving me a Brooklyn John.

by El Capitán Nico August 21, 2022

John

michael's semen drinking lover

hot sexy ass tal clone 1: oh yes John is shit

by Tal the sexy June 23, 2020

John Crews

A person that makes everyone around super duper horny. His hot body gives erections to everyone in a ten foot radius.

That dude John Crews made me cum as soon as I saw him.

by Aiden Johnson September 27, 2023

Fuck You John

when somebody you hate is named john hit em with a Fuck You John

John just nutted in my mouth. Fuck You John.

by TronityCat September 10, 2025

john frusciante

the greatest guitarist of all time.

john frusciante playing don't forget me live

by rhcparebetterthanyou November 4, 2023

John

Another Name referring a Prostitute.

Why are you standing like a John?

by Chris Hates Everybody February 18, 2021

John

John is a man that is a big anime fan. He is also a big fan of anime thighs and cat girls, but especially mafumafu, astolfo and tatsumaki.

John is a little bitch.

by s_ome_one QwQ January 19, 2020