John-Paul

A John-Paul is a laboratory created clone with the genius of Napoleon, the ruthlessness of Julius Caesar, the daring of Hannibal, and the shrewdness of Attila the Hun.

A John-Paul is a Lovecraftian agent of chaos whose motives and machinations are unclear. A John-Paul goes by many names: "The Crawling Chaos," "God of a Thousand Forms," "Stalker Among the Stars," "Black Pharaoh," "Faceless God," and "Messenger of the Outer Gods" among others.

Otherwise, a John-Paul is known for being a swell fella and steadfast friend.
Revelation 13:1: John-Paul will rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.
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John Paul

my name is John Paul
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John Cusacked

When you fuck a girl so well she has to call in sick for 1 or more days, and walks funny for several days.
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John no way home

Asian kid with a homeless outfit goofy ah movie and goofy person and a pervert sometimes
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James-John

An ecstatic goat with loads of energy. He will turn any frown into a smile. He is the life of every party and will slut drop on anything.

Amazing guy with a massive cock.

Don't we all need a James-John in our life.
I wish I had a James-John here tonight!
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JOHN CENAAA

idk i just chose to do this
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENAAA
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john saupp

a person who is overely obsessed with video games mainly call of duty , is a ginger
1: im not playin cod
2: wow ur gay
1: dude ur being a john saupp
by twister743w July 27, 2011
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