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Gopher Meat

An older women that appears younger than she really is and who is considered a viable lay. You're not embarrased to tell your friends about her.
by Cheesy Beans February 11, 2017
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Mr. Meat Pull

An insult used for people who masturbate.
“A guy in the stall next to me was jacking off while I was taking a shit! I was stuck with Mr. Meat Pull for like 10 minutes”
by Tenzei February 14, 2022
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Possible Meat

Meatless-less meat, also known as regular meat.
BK Customer: Can I have a possible meat burger?
Tortured Drive-Thru employee: Did you mean Impossible Burger, sir?
BK Customer: no, I want a regular burger if thats possible.
Annoyed Tortured Drive-Thru employee: Fuck you!!
by IMPOSSIBLESALAD December 25, 2021
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Meat pie

When someone takes a shit whilst doing anal.
Damn Finn meat pied me last night, it was sick.
by Pastasauce.123 February 20, 2018
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Arkansas Boiled Meat

When a female attempts to have sex with a man at the end of her period but fails to mention she hasn't finished menstrating.
That bitch tried to give me some Arkansas Boiled Meat but I hit her with that red nosed dragon instead.
by Ke§ôP September 24, 2021
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The meat press

when a male reveals his genetalia and presses his cock and balls into a glass window which people are eating dinner on. the other side.
Wilma: oh check out that Meat Press while im trying to eat.

Kenneth: fuck yeah , smudge it in son , that's you do THE MEAT PRESS
by Scott_sporto the 1st November 5, 2024
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Meat Gazer

A female/male who stares at men's packages and try to image the size of it.
I was doing a presentation for work and this meat gazer was at the front row looking at my package. WTH!?!?!?!
by Bose21 September 10, 2016
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