by hhhhhhh7 December 12, 2021
Get the bro I swear this dudemug. Nerdy die hard fans/bloggers on the social media platform Mastodon. They will vehemently defend their overcomplicated echo chamber platform by pointing out how 'easy' it is to use with 27 paragraphs of instructions on finding the appropriate decentralized server. They will then be willing to commit Seppuku to prove their point with a masto post of the act including a content warning for food because there is a plate of spaghetti in the background next to their can of Mt. Dew Code red and dakimakura pillow on the bed.
When the Masto Bro saw a random Bluesky post about Mastodon, he went into a 27 post tirade on how it's better than every other platform.
by Wizzardfan June 17, 2024
Get the Masto Bromug. by ECPcuh July 23, 2018
Get the toh bromug. by Supercock42069 June 21, 2021
Get the Torpedo bromug. 
When 2 males get closer and closer to each other by maybe looking at rule34 or porn together they become your boner bro because you got hard together
by Gayaura September 15, 2021
Get the Boner bromug.