Dog days

The state in which one is in such poverty, that they are forced to stimulate the dog to ejaculate with their hand for food for their cat.

These have been such dog days, I have had to jack the dog off to feed the cat!

by Neil White October 30, 2006

Lucky Dog

To throw up after a night of heavy drinking, adapted from the following punchline:

"When I got home last night I blew chunks"
"What's so bad about that?"
"Chunks is my dog"

You should've seen me this morning - I lucky dogged in my favourite shoes. Minging.

by Mister_Oz October 16, 2006

G Dog

Im a G dog from rebal sport
Im rebal with noooo cause

A strut around with all the bitches
They want to get in all my pictures
But im a G dog with no respect for the law

So i lay them down right on the floor
And they will cry out for more
so ill give it to em bree bree right on the floor

Im a G dog dont mess with me
or ill get Jehovah on your ass 1 2 3
Hes crazy just like me
and we will smash u up didalydi
We are best mates better then the bed bree bree
Those guys just suck willys
While that Jordan guy is smokin' it up
that jesse guy is getting done up the butt
by that robert kid with his 3 inch willy

and all u hear from jorden is mmmm scrumptious! hehehe

Im a G dog i hussle it up
i go cruise down the highway at 12 O clock
with all my bitches theres 1 2 3
but than i get pulled over by the bed bree bree
they start trying to talk smack and i dont like that
so i kick that jesse guy right in his sack
he falls to the ground and it starts to crack
while that robert guy trys to hit me in the back
so i turn around and push him infront of a car splat!
and now the jordan guy is looking at me
while his smoking hes 50 he goess hehehe
Man this 50 is scrumptious and then he pulls out a gun
but then jake comes out of nowwhere and sticks cheese up his bum
but then jordan yells out mmm i enjoyed that
so i crack him right in his sack

so the fight is over and the G dogs won
and thats how we roll bitch NUMBER 1
YER WHAT

Man that G Dog rap was sick!

by I am the G Dog June 24, 2009

dog was star

"rats saw god" backwards.

Rats Saw God = Dog Was Star

by Hob Gadling April 23, 2005

Salad Dog

An entry level restaurant employee who is degraded by superiors and lazy colleagues when forced to do menial tasks.

Hey bartender, pass your own appetizers!!! I'm not your fucking salad dog!!!

by Lisa Lawnchair June 17, 2008

Sup Dog

Garden variety male douche bag. Frequently seen wearing multiple bracelets,several earings,a backward hat,shorts that are way too big,and driving a jacked up jeep wrangler, that most likely belongs to his mom. A Sup Dog will frequently fake some sort of ghetto persona, he is however from an upper middle class,surban family. A fake ghetto frat boy.

That kid Trevor and his friends are a pack of sup dogs.

by Cawilson313 September 4, 2018

Court-dog

An amazingly beautiful person and an even more amazingly special friend! A lady who knock you socks off, make you fall off your chair laughing, make you super special pancakes and always have a kind word of advice. Just remember to ask her to make you pancakes!

Wow, that was such a thoughful thing for her to do, what a Court-dog!

by Roomie December 25, 2004