The kind of thing Richard would do

The wrong way or coming up with a stupid way of doing things.

The kind of thing Richard would do is having hot chocolate with no chocolate.

by TheRealRichard May 3, 2020

why do ppl hate me

When u search up a definition of ur name on urban dictionary and then u scroll down of ppl making fun of ur name (happened to me)

Some noob: *typing his name*
*some noob scrolls down to find ppl making fun of his name. They might be jealous!*
Some other noob: Ahahaha ppl hate u
Some noob: why do ppl hate me
Some other noob: idk bc they do

by lakalakaboomboom October 2, 2020

Do you listen to Mr. Loverman?

Some people can use this like a mlm verison of "Do you listen to girl in red?" So if someone asks a guy does de listen to mr. Loverman they are acctualy asking if he is gay.

Guy 1: do you listen to Mr. Loverman?
Guy 2: yes, I am gay

by Ugly_closeted_frog October 15, 2020

I have to go do something

The common phrase use to dump a person on a first date

Usually when using it in a sentence, you either start or end it with a sorry.

First Example:
Wanna do this again?
Sorry I have to do something tomorrow.
Second Example:
Oh your gonna love my mom when we go to my apartment.
Wait. I have to go do something, sorry.

by Qoak October 16, 2020

Do you play soccer/volleyball?

A person who is very thicccc gets asked if they play soccer or volleyball after the asker gets a glance at their big thighs.

Sofia: *holding the door open with leg* there you go!
Grace: *gets a good look at her legs* hey, do you play soccer/volleyball?
Sophia: no, I don’t
Grace: Really?

by Itsmekey April 4, 2023

i actually do cuss a little

That stupid meme from an interview with miranda cosgrove

Miranda: I actually do cuss a little
Interviewer: do you?
Miranda: also yeah
Interviewer: whats your favorite curse word?
Miranda: probably fuck
*light laugh*

by fluffy_m0chi June 9, 2022

Where Do Babies Come From

You’ll Find Out

Kid: Hey Mom, Where Do Babies Come From
Mom: You’ll Find Out Soon Enough

Kid: Why:
Mom: Well……..
Kid: Start Tearing Up 🥺
Mom: HON!
Dad: Yes
Mom: *Wispering* Is He Old Enough To Know Where Babies Come From
Dad: I Think So
Mom: Ok. 3 2 1

Marrator: After They Explained
Kid:😟
Kid: Can I Do It 😙
Mom/Dad NO!
Kid:🥺
Dad:Until Your 16
Kid: YAY just 10 more years 😄
Mom: Well That Was Very Disturbing

Dad: And Plus He’s Excited To Do It
Mom: He’ll Learn Eventually

The End

by Khihow2 May 14, 2022