December 1st

It’s Happy Penis Day. Today marks the end of No Nut November and it’s cruelty. Congratulations if you survived and I wish you a Happy Penis day!

Bob “Dude! It’s December 1st! NNN is finally over!”
Steven “I know man, Happy Penis Day!”

by The Happy Penis Day Club December 1, 2019

December 21

National kiss a friend day because it’s almost the end of the year! Might as well, right…?

Boy: The mistletoe is right over there
Girl: No I’m good
Boy: But it’s December 21

by Gayboy1773 December 21, 2019

25 december year 1 a.c

Date of birth of a giant son of a bitch who did a marathon with a wooden cross (400 kilograms) on his back and ended the Roman Empire in a basketball championship.

X: Do you remember 25 december year 1 a.c?
Y: No, I didn't-...
X: Tuh muertoh quilloh
Y: XD
X: Vivacristorei

by JesusPro777busconoviaprbrtida November 24, 2021

December 3rd

Heather Day!

The day where you either receive or give a sweatshirt/hoodie to your significant other or friend! <3
(Also known as Sweater Day - the name ‘Heather Day’ originated from Conan Gray’s song ‘Heather’)

Person 1: Wow you’re giving me your sweatshirt, why?
Person 2: Because it’s December 3rd - Heather Day!
Person 1: Oh wow, thank you! Happy heather day to you too! <3

by FrogMan228 December 6, 2021

3rd of december

The 3rd of December is national blooket day. A day to only play blooket in class.

Person 1: hey its December 3rd
Person 2: So..... what does that mean?
Person 1: DUHHHH! It's national blooket day
Person 2: What is that?
Person 1: The 3rd of December is a day where no matter what you play blooket

by 123fuicdicb December 2, 2021

December

Only fuck month, this is so that u can regain ur freedom from last month

this Month is december so that means we can fuck all we want

by Mechelle Obama December 1, 2019

December 12

December 12th is the day where the sweetest, prettiest and sexiest people are born

December 12th is a date. The person who are born on December 12th care about other before them self, they are so pretty in so many ways, like their voice is beautiful and they faces is also. They are really sexy and have no problem finding a boyfriend.

by 152742 October 15, 2019