Splenda Daddy

A daddy who pays you for your company and not sexual favors.

He is like the best Splenda Daddy. He takes me out on dates all the time, buys me clothes, and just wants me to be friendly towards him.

by LionBroad December 3, 2016

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cream daddy

A daddy that gives the good cream

Wow you are a cream daddy!!!!!!!!!????????????? I thought you were a J.A.R.E.L.L!!!!

by The cream daddy himself May 19, 2018

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A rich (usually old) man who will give young women and men large sums of money in return for naked pictures, dates, or a chance to touch their sugar baby where they pee. Sugar daddies will pay their sugar baby's bills, flights, etc. Most people prefer to have an old sugar daddy so that he will write them in his will and they can inherit his money when he dies.

Person 1: Omg your penthouse looks amazing !!
Person 2: Ikr, my sugar daddy bought it for me, he said he's gonna get me another one in Miami for my birthday.

by kikothebetafish June 7, 2021

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Splenda daddy

A man who goes on sugar daddy dating websites, pretending to be a wealthy, individual of vast financial means in order to attract women and get laid. He will talk up a big game about having a mansion, several fancy sports cars, a yacht, and property in Belize, but you'll never see any of it because they don't exist. This is all just a ploy to get in the targeted woman's panties, which some women may stupidly allow, despite having secured any financial benefits beforehand.

Britney: I went out with this dude I met from sugar daddy dating website. We met up at Chili's, I had to pay more than half the tab because his credit card declined. Afterwards he offered me sex in the back of his beat up, old hoopty. I passed. Then he had the nerve to ask me for gas money so he could get home.

Janet: Oh hell no! It sounds like you found a splenda daddy.

by missybitch April 21, 2017

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