one-man waltz

The elegantly clumsy performance of standing up and stumbling, or, generally, standing as if one's feet were being shot at, while sufficiently drunk.

He'd had six scotches and soda while sitting down: upon standing, he performed a one-man waltz.

by Chrysostom January 12, 2013

one term donny

1) Someone who can’t see a job through to the end, as a result of their mind constantly wandering to the golf course and hamberders ; 2) Someone who suffers from premature ejaculation

The country was saved from a descent into total authoritarianism when the orange shitgibbon exposed his limitations and went full One Term Donny

by Hoodie Guthrie November 23, 2020

One-Bean Taco

A woman’s clitoris and vulva.

“What are you having for dinner tonight?”
“One-bean taco if I’m lucky.”

by Alistair Cookie October 20, 2019

One Man Hoffsee

Whn a man drips Rolo pudding over his penis and then has anal sex with someone, finally the man licks the pudding, semen and turd out of the other participants anus.

Girl: Want to try the one man Hoffsee?

Guy: Cant, we're out of Rolo pudding.

by the turtles head March 4, 2011

One Track Pony

Another way of saying One Hit Wonder, an artist known for only one song and nothing else.

Crazy Town is a famous one track pony with that song "Butterfly" in the early 2000s

by Phyterpilot April 19, 2019

One Inch Wonder

What you have and I don't have.

"Damn, don't you feel bad for terry, he has a one inch wonder!" said Jerry.

by t5fsydfhhabC March 21, 2022

Louisiana Hole In One

When your fucking a chick doggy style and you have a chew in your lip and you spit on her asshole and stick it in her butt.

Jim Bob Cooter- “Hey Uncle Rutz last night I was fucking my cousin Shelly and I didn’t have any lube to stick in her ass so I did the ‘ol Louisiana hole in one.”
Uncle Rutz- “Shelly is my kin and only I do the Louisiana hole in one on here”

by Tboner310 May 13, 2021