Nat god

My friend Natalie used to have a crush on this guy called STUPID GAY BITCHoof well his name is cristen <———— a jerk ok well nat god is what she made up because god means Christens who believe in god so nat god>:) but now she has a crush on a guy m g be a cool dude but doesn’t say no homo when he does and talks about gay stuff

A person oof :Omg I tots ship NAT GOD

A kid: I ship NAT MG!

Nat: I like MG but he has a gf that gf is MY BESTFRIEND

by unknown shipper pie ship May 26, 2019

tummy god

someone who obsessively plays tummy sticks

Pgoo likes playing tummy sticks. he is a tummy god

by cummy god November 13, 2022

Microwave God

God of microwaves, They are so much better than toasters and ovens or stoves

Microwave.exe has stopped working

Hey I forgot to pray to the microwave god today :(, *gets struck by lightning*

by microwave-overlord November 11, 2020

The God Slayer

Iberian God of Sex and Flex.

He is known by his ability to flirt and fuck with everything. He tends to always Flex about his sexual Encounter.

IT can be used as an adjective.

Oh No!! Here comes The God Slayer.

You are such a The God slayer.

by Alloma77 November 23, 2021

God

A guy who talked to a bunch of Jews, Christians, and Muslims, and accidentally caused more deaths than anyone else.

Christian: "My god is right!"
Muslim: "No mine!"
Jew: "No it's mine!"

by Crvddy August 21, 2023

Heavens god strats

Heavens god strats, also known as how to lose a game whithin 10 seconds, are some very good strats.

Heavens god strats

Oh no, heavens saying his god strats again...

by Heaven gayboy September 21, 2020

God-botherer

An annoyingly religious person. Does NOT just mean anyone who is religious/believes in God, but minds their own business and is a decent person. God-botherers are people who do not shut the fuck up about their religion, whine about profanity and sexuality in everyday culture like it's 1950, worry too much about what other people are doing, think the reason for teen pregnancy is that we don't have enough prayer in schools, and try to get their religion written into law, and binding even upon non-believers, because they don't understand the concepts of separation of church and state, and a pluralistic society.

"God-botherer" is actually a GREAT insult, because it implies that even assuming that their God is real, they even bother God with their bullshit, God Him/Her/Them/Itself is even like "You guys need to chill out".

I said "God damn it" in a Facebook comment and some God-botherers came at me telling me that I was wicked and going to Hell for using blasphemous language, so I told them that Mary was a slut who loved taking it in the ass, just to watch them have a REAL meltdown.

by q359 July 25, 2023