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kayla:omg your dick its so poop!
by Ayo sus October 9, 2022
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Pittsburg Poop Festival

An annual festival known to natives as PFP which in people display their prized logs on the streets of Pittsburg, PA.
Hey bro, I just dropped a wicked five-pounder! I think I might enter it in this year’s Pittsburg Poop Festival!!
by The Ploopy Man November 30, 2020
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pee...poop

Pee...poop is smart/j
by Pee...poop March 16, 2021
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Poop Soup

When you poop in the bathtub and let it float, resulting in you bathing in your own poop water.
Dude 1: Yo man wanna go out?
Dude 2: Sure, just let me clean off in some poop soup real quick.
by Will Con January 31, 2020
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Spikey Poop

A poop that hurts when it comes out. (Just like how spikes hurt)

Spikey fart is the brother of it: a fart that hurts when it comes out
Chad: Hey, I just had a spikey poop and it hurt like buttcheeks!

Chad 2: Oh at least you didn't have a spikey fart to follow it up.. Anyways, put some wet toilet paper on it and you'll be fine
by POOPEATER6969420 August 18, 2020
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Poop Sommelier

An enthusiastic expert in the depth of aromas in human fecal matter. Often found outside restrooms, waiting for a waft of olfactory pleasure emanating from a porcelain bowl full of goodies. Some like rich full reds, others fine crisp whites. The poop sommelier seeks the browns and often greens of excrement.
That incessant imp was outside the bathroom again waiting for me as I was taking a shit. What is wrong with him?

Answer: Poop Sommelier
by Karl Hungus April 21, 2024
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poop

the most delicious snack to ever exist.
by poop6969696969 February 21, 2020
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