DICK SUCKER

Someone who sucks penises for a living and gives head for foodstamps. They love sucking on a hot juicy man pole. It gives them energy and makes them feel alive. A dick sucker loves to please people especially other men.

Vitale is a good dick sucker. He can suck a guy dry. I love giving him money for dick sucker.

by clyde Mons January 10, 2008

dick biscuit

meaningless insult for general use. 'oh no! i left my wallet at home!' reply: oh you dick biscuit.'

'oh no! i left my wallet at home!' reply: oh you dick biscuit.'

by clevercloggage March 21, 2009

Fish Dick

What the human male experiences after a night of unprotected sex with a woman then leaves in the morning without showering, and follows that with a day of hard work in a hot kitchen. It is a combination of a foetid stench, grease, slime and crusty scaliness in the genital region.

"Geez, Chef, I just took a leak, and I've got a rotten case of Fish Dick."

by nyquilcoma July 5, 2012

Cobra Dick

When the head of the penis while erected is bent downward so that it resembles a Cobra head when ready to strike.

Look at Carlos' cobra dick. It looks like a damn cobras head with the way it's bent!

by Demolix September 10, 2011

Dick Tracey

A very tricky, yet skillful act of shaming a drunk person. In this act (performed by a male), the artist pulls out his penis ("dick") and continues to trace it on the drunken, passed-out person's face ("tracey"). If feeling ambitious (or the opposing party is passed the fuck out), one could also trace his balls and add pubic hair as seen fit.

Huff: Dude, Cody Nelson is passed out over there, and it's only 8:30!

RG: Let's give him a Dick Tracey!

Erik: Yeah, dude, he's a puss.

by Hufferr December 3, 2009

Nerf Dick

A half hard/half soft penis

I was so drunk that I couldn't fuck that chick. All I could come up with was a nerf dick.

by Big D Money September 20, 2007

Loose Dick

A typical definition for getting extremely wild and in most cases giddy at the thought of causing sheer pandemonium. Used in the demographics of central Pennsylvania, but primarily utilized by the youth of Tyrone, Pennsylvania. This term is the highest degree of loopiness as categorized by the following. Stage 1: Excited. Stage 2: Eager Beaver. Stage 3: Loopy. Stage 4: Criminal Mischief. Stage 5: Loose Dick.

You are acting Loose Dick if you : Smash Mailboxes, Act as a drunk shirtless neighbor attempting to "sleep", Beat varmits at night, Trash parties, Call someone a blubbering bafoon, mating with random catholic women,hiss at an enemy, dance to techno at the wee hours of the morning, strip a friend naked and toss their pants into the street, and in the most severe stages: Murder of the first degree.

by Cheese Burger Eddy May 13, 2010