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by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

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What I name homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses..

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?!
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: 19th 3243《¤~@=○☆,¤《》□■♧☆.3.▪︎.4¿3.♧£×*!~

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025

November 3

International give a curly headed boy some brain day. Give him that sloppy toppy!

‘oooh it’s november 3’
“give that curly headed sheep some sloppy toppy!!”

by Bigdikpronstar666 November 2, 2021

Emanuel <3

He's perfect. Emanuel has the best personality traits: he's someone who shows you they truly love you and actually cares for you, he's genuine and romantic, his sweet words will always makenyou blush and give you butterflies. He will always try his best to be good to you and make time for you, Emanuel will always try to say sometbing nice to make you feel good. His parents grew him to be a good guy and has very good manners. He's very insecure but you know he's very handsome and hot. Can't forget about his mind blowing enormously dick.

"Emanuel <3, Kinder lovers you!"

by Kinder<3 November 21, 2021

:3

A text emoticon that represents a kitty face. But it’s real meaning is a dogwhistle for gays femboys furries or someone who is a combination of 2 out of 3 or all of the above. It’s a way of saying that you are one of or a combination of those three things as well as letting people know you like getting your ass stuffed with dicks multiple times a day.

Person 1: Hello :3
Person 2: ah so you’re a gay femboy furry who likes getting their bussy ravaged by multiple BBC’s at once?
Person 1: Exactly! :3

by Danigga35 June 1, 2024

December 3

The day you get a sweater from your soulmate. And note to self, if you do get a sweater yet ready to meet “Heather”.

Alex-*in her mind “its thDecember 3, I should give her my sweater”.
Alex - it’s cold, here have my sweater
Maria- Thanks!
Alex- it looks better on you than it does me
Maria- *in her mind “only if you knew..”*

by Luvfantisy December 3, 2020

The 3 Pillars of Pervianity

the three aspects of a girl by which she should be measured:
1) TITS
2) LEGS
3) ARSE

dave: what would you rate her?

ahmed : she scores very highly on all the 3 pillars of pervianity

by robbo13 December 18, 2011