nuts lock up

When a male moves his lower abdomen, lower body in a way that causes his " nuts to lock up", or get tangled internally.

My husband was so busy being an asshole, by waving his legs at me while sitting in a lawn chair, that he maneuvered his "nuts lock up" from the rapid movement of his lower body; later requring surgery to be correcred..LMAO #KARMA

by Ms.Kitten82 January 27, 2018

Puberty in a Nut Shell

You might want to avoid shaving your pubic hair because when it grows back in, the skin may be irritated and itchy. Also, guys may think twice about shaving their chests, and girls should avoid shaving their faces because the stubble that grows back will look prickly and thicker, forcing you to shave over and over.

"Whats Puberty in a Nut Shell?"
"Puberty is a bitch dude."
"Ya my pubes are long as hell"

by Butthole Betty January 11, 2019

hoof you in the nuts

a kick in the genitals

shut your face asshole or I will hoof you in the nuts

by de99 April 24, 2017

New Year Nut

You begin to beat your meat and you try to nut right as it hits New Year

Brad “what’d you do for New Years?”
Mike “I stayed home and started of the year with a New Year Nut

by Uejej13 December 31, 2020

stepping on my nuts

aggressively proving a point that is completely false in order to falsify a truth.

Quit stepping on my nuts with that information. I know the right answer and it isn't what you are telling me.

by imstoneybologna October 7, 2015

Nutual (nut mutual)

when the urge or want to NUT someone is mutual

yeah I though it was one sided but apparently the feeling was nutual (nut mutual) . I'm so in love.

by sstelladoc March 15, 2018

numerous nut November

Instead of no nut november numerous nut november is to see how much you can nut in one month

Bro f@&k no nut november i’m doing numerous nut november

by myboi<><>isTHICk November 3, 2022