scottish meat pie

While having sex after an evening of pub crawling, accidentally taking a dump on your partner'S chest during anal stimulatio

She was looking for a sexual end to a romantic evening but ended up with a Scottish Meat Pie

by RevsMenu October 8, 2016

Break The Meats

Stepping on someone's toes or on the back of their shoe while they are walking.

Lydia and Emily are standing outside and Jaelin stomps on Lydia's toes screaming "BREAK THE MEATS!"

Jason is walking down hall and Emily steps on the beak of his shoe. Jason-- "Dude quit breakin' my meats. I'm trying to walk here!"

by TheBeastlyOneForSure September 24, 2011

Meat cushion

Is the act of squeezing and fitting/fixing ur head inside the vagina pussy where both flaps wrap around ur entire head.

She meat cushioned me last night!
Are you able to meat cushion a guy with ease ?
Are you into meat cushioning ?

by Iysyaboyskinnypenis October 23, 2017

Dork Meat

an annoying piece of shit that wont shut their trap and thinks they know it all

"Yo, shut the fuck up dork meat"
"yeah that dude John is a dork meat"

by ThaPussayDestroyer June 18, 2025

Meat Twist

The act of getting your meat retwisted

Yooo I just got a Meat Twist yesterday

by XFlexFiendX June 20, 2024

meat polaska

Pieces of my co worker Victor polaska cut up into small pieces on a cabob

Man I sure would love a meat polaska

by Michael from tobacco den March 21, 2023

meat wash

a unisex term referring to oral favors of any type.

"That $96.00 appetizer is certainly worth a meat wash!"
OR
"So how was your date with that new girl last night?"
"Oh it was great, she allowed me to give her a meat wash!"

by meatspert February 5, 2010