crazy monkey bitches

A group of people acting feral while going to get an item/items.

"I was going to get a pencil when my teacher told our class to go up to her desk to get one, but everyone else ran and got one before I could. My classmates are such crazy monkey bitches."

by VomitOnMySkirt November 14, 2022

brazilian smuggle monkey

It's when you stretch your foreskin around her mouth and have her blow into it, producing a vibrating sensation.

The girlfriend kept mouthing off to me so I gave her the Brazilian smuggle monkey

by Ornstein/Smough December 21, 2013

Baris the Turkish monkey

Baris is a boy who’s from turkey. He’s a definition of a Turkish monkey. Baris is a guy who at the gym says “let’s go do push-ups” but will fight you cuz he gets no bitches. Baris is also the kind of guy who sprays you with water because he thinks it’s “cool.” I personally fucking hate baris because he’s a Turkish monkey. Worse than black monkeys are Turkish monkeys. Baris is also the kind of guy who won’t fight for his country because he’s a pussy. I hope Lebanon bombs his house one day inshallah!

Adam: Have y’all seen baris the Turkish monkey?

Zulf: no he’s probably hiding from the Turkish army so he doesn’t have to do his military service!

by Baris is bitch January 18, 2023

Monkey Bar Sex

The act of having sex on the monkey bars as two people on a single bar fricking

Man I did that monkey bar sex with her all reses

by 69TheDefiner69 August 18, 2019

Magic Media Monkey

The same as "Magic Monkey" or "Magic Nigger" (but with the emphasis on the fact that this wonderful but largely mythical creature mainly inhabits the wish-world of the liberal media establishment): a black person who is polite, law-abiding, peaceful, friendly, respectful to women, etc.

Look at that TV commercial - another Magic Media Monkey! Who do they think they're fooling?!

by prairiefire July 5, 2010

Brain Damaged Monkey

A stupid and annoying person that probably deserves to be shot or worse. This type of person constantly acts like an idiot but still thinks they're smart even though they literally have rocks for brains. And they are so annoying that they act like a real monkey

This kid from my school is a brain damaged monkey

by TURDSLUGPOOPCHUTE July 19, 2020

sweaty bed monkey

Your boyfriend after a particularly energetic bout of love making.

My sweaty bed monkey took me to dinner first.

by Iwan October 25, 2009