National go after jonny day

September 27 is go after Jonny day.

Today you will have to annoy Jonny and tell him he gets 0 Females but everyone has to join in to find him a girl at the end of the day.

(Just a joke)

-Whats Today??
-Todays's National go after Jonny day!

by anonymous September 27, 2022

National beat up Teruteru day

You beat up Teruteru today on the eleventh of november

“Hey Tenko what day is it?l
“It’s National beat up Teruteru day obviously!!”

by Genobeano55 November 11, 2022

National steal a cam day

On the 30th of December it is National steal a cam day. this means if you have a friend with the name cam, you can steal them for a day, and they can only respond with "Yes" to a question, or request

Ben: Hey its national steal a cam day!
Cam: oh no, not again...
Ben: Come back here you short stack

by PlebStacker124 November 23, 2021

National Pookie day

This day is when you take your Pookie out for special events such as a gym date, dinner, or a movie, shit why not all 3

Friend1: did you know today is national Pookie day

Friend 2:really where are you taking me

by Bigboyrich February 22, 2024

National Sam Roasts You Day

December 12th-

National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.

Example-

Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day

by NullTheFloof December 11, 2020

national stab your cousin day

27th July.
just fucking do it

hey it’s national stab your cousin day what do we do.
Just stab you least favourite cousin.

by fuckyouyabitch July 25, 2021

National Booty Pic Day

On May 11th, it is customary for a girl to send her boyfriend a booty picture. (Clothing not required)

"Hey babe, it's May 11th, you know what that means? National Booty Pic Day!"😏

by Edward Chudnofski May 11, 2025