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If you wanna get strong for that battle, you must choose between two options: money that'll last you a lifetime, or wotr. You gotta choose it for yourself, and remember, ain't no goin back bruh.
WRIST ๐Ÿ—ฃ WATERS ๐Ÿ—ฃ ON ๐Ÿ—ฃ MY ๐Ÿ—ฃ NECK
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Titanic water

Water that is so fucking cold it can be compared to the water the Titanic sunk in. A temperature so low you would feel like dying if you were submerged in it for more than 10 minutes.
"Ow dude, this puddle is so cold, its like Titanic water"
by waterpark37 June 17, 2024
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Water Pirate

The sexual act of fucking your significant other in the ass while they are bent over while also in the shower. This must be a shower that has a tub and have at least 3 inches of water. During this, a midget will climb upon your significant other's back and hold up a pillow case, while also holding the other end of the pillow case in your mouth, creating the illusion of a sail.
I took my girl back to my place and gave her the good ol' water pirate.
by GayAssAlfred August 18, 2021
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Water Balloon Fight

When a guy wraps a balloon over his dick, then he jizzes in someone's ass, ties off the balloon, and they fart it out, which usually causes it to pop. Get others involved and it's a water balloon fight!
Dude, Amanda is bored, should we get together and have a water balloon fight?
by Smash0605 June 24, 2022
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Dingus water

The dingus water is that in which is ejected from the end of a man's dingus. It is also known is weiner water, pishcatoo, or piss. It is yellow in color and sometimes smells of rotten cabbage. It has the magical powers of turning white with the more fluid taken in at the opposite end of the holder, of said dingus.
My grandpa diaper is full of dingus water in the front and mudd butt paste in the rear
by Greg-storestopper April 27, 2021
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The Michael Cera Water Hose

When you twist your balls like a faucet, then use your cream to hydrate her skin.
Hey babe. Lemme perform The Michael Cera Water Hose on you. I wanna hydrate your skin.
by Jasian1028 February 25, 2024
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Seltzer water Lesbian

A female that walks into the bar with a 42oz Stanley cup of Seltzer water and a double of Don (no straw) sipping. Tore up already!
Damn Neef walked in the bar she Seltzer water lesbian drunk!
by Seltzer water lesbian January 31, 2024
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