The relative coolness of a person or object is defined by a value inversely proportional to the square of the distance of said object or person from John Stamos.
Bob Saget is only cool because of the John Stamos Proximity Effect after he was on Full House
by Armacham85 October 30, 2010
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broil effect

The act of cooking food in the oven on broil. Founded by zee zee.
Zee zee used the broil effect on his nugz
by Texxxxt'n April 10, 2007
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The Julian Effect

The art of someone being in a group and planned events will fall through
Oh wow i cant wait to play fifa later! Oh shit I forgot the Julian Effect is cursed upon us!
by JManDontTakeNoShit November 18, 2024
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The Boomer Effect

When a young person, usually a Gen Z, lives with one or multiple Baby Boomers. You start to feel old, ache more, tired often, and you start to like old shows. There are many more effects that have yet to be written down. Some examples of these shows are Law and Order, Dr Phil, old westerns, or the game shows like The Price is Right.
Bill: Hey, John's been complaining about a back ache lately. Hes only 12! He doesn't know real aches until he gets my age! Hes also watching old western movies.

Lily: Oh no, it's The Boomer Effect! It's taking over!
by YukiTheDemon January 27, 2020
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Wick Effect

Guy #1: Shouldn't we put him out?
Guy#2: Wait, I think the Wick Effect is about to kick in...
by Physics Geek July 25, 2009
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The Lola Effect

The result of the interaction between a man and a woman that results in the man leaving with a deep sense of fear, dread and trepidation, as well as a temporarily stronger attraction towards the same sex.
"Oh dear, you're experiencing the Lola effect, you need a beer to help ease the symptoms!"
by fluid retention May 01, 2025
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Sex Effect

When you have sex with a girl that you once liked but afterwards want nothing to do with her.
Yo bro what happened between you and your girl?”
“Got hit with the sex effect, nutted and just don’t want her around anymore.”
by NotKennyatall April 26, 2019
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