Guam mom

A mom who is from Guam. Possesses surprising lower body strength and can call upon their native heritage to thunder clap their children when misbehaving.
Additional facts: Known to despise public transit and hardly ever dates the locals.

Girl 1: Wow, look at that Guam mom with all of those kids, how does she do it?
Girl 2: I'm sure she just performs a native haka when they get out of line...
Guy 1: That clapback is lethal!

by Guamiest October 21, 2021

MOM day

You have to tell peoples moms there beautiful and hug them to bring up there confidence

You:Hey you beautiful mom: thanks so much that boosted my confidence you:yea it’s mom day

by Moms daddy January 9, 2022

Your mom

has big flaps

your mom

by Opposum123456789 July 7, 2019

your mom

the woman who gave birth to you

Who’s that?
YOUR MOM

by Lionel Molina October 29, 2019

your mom

not really your mom but your mom

"your mom"

by hyjhwjqrawr January 7, 2022

ur mom

the hottest thing out there <3

dave: omg Ur MOM!
ben: what about her?
dave: She's so HOT

by oofusdolufus January 2, 2022

you mom gay

Its a way to insult a gay person
by saying you mom gay boi

you mom gay you gay shit

by deezmomgaynutz February 9, 2022