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National slob on my knob day

Hey it's National slob on my knob day;) wanna suck my sick babe?
by Suck daddy May 31, 2018
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National fake ass friends day

On the day February 8th you get to post all the fake friends you have no offence to the people who get posted.
“Have you heard it’s national fake ass friends day today today will be great ”
by Yourmum225 February 2, 2020
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February 7th: national scream day

February 7th: national scream day is an American holiday, you get to scream as loud as possible, as often as possible, and as high-pitched as possible.
Teacher: Ok class, today we will be going over the origin of the suffix "un-"
Class: OK
Quiet kid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH.
Teacher: What was that
Quiet kid: ME SCREAMING. OR NATIONAL SCREAM DAY. A DAY WHERE I CAN SCREAM AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE, AS OFTEN, AND AS HIGH PITCHED. THAT IS THE DEFINITION OF NATIONAL SCREAM DAY. TODAY IS FEBRUARY 7TH
the nerd: February 7th: national scream day is an American holiday, you get to scream as loud as possible, as often as possible, and as high-pitched as possible.
by Acrius the 69th February 3, 2020
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National fuck your wife day

If you a married to a bitch this is the perfect day for you, so this a day where you can fuck yo bitch all you fucking want and anywhere at any time. Try not to get the bitch pregnant in the process unless you want a tiny little spawn of satan running around your house.
Today is my favorite day I get to fuck my wife anywhere and at any time I want. God, I love national fuck your wife day.
by I eat my kids April 14, 2020
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National horny day pt.2

National horny day is on April 17th.Anyone can ask anyone for any sexual content (nudes).
Imma get her nudes it’s National horny day pt.2 let’s gooooo
by Mac N cheese1839 April 16, 2020
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National girls send nudes day

Girls must send nudes to those who ask on April 18th
That girl sent me nudes on national girls send nudes day
by JacobConor April 18, 2020
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national i love u day

U text ur crush or gf and say I love u and if u see them that day give Dem a big hug or even if it's a best friend
by 2k_savage April 24, 2020
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